Leonard and Penny are in Penny's bed after having sex.
Penny: Having a little trouble catching your breath there?
Leonard: No, no, I'm good. If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for, I would have tried a lot harder.
Penny: Do or do not. There is no try.
Leonard: Did you just quote Star Wars?
Penny: I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
Leonard: Oh, my God. I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda. I love you, Penny.
Penny: Oh. Oh. Thank you.
Leonard: You're welcome. I just wanted to put that out there.
Penny: Oh, yeah, no, I, I'm, I'm glad.
Leonard: Good. Glad is good.
Penny: Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Um. So, it's getting pretty late. We should probably go to sleep.
Leonard: Yeah.
Penny: Okay.
Leonard: Yeah.
Penny: Hmm.
Leonard: Yeah, probably.
Penny: Okay, good night, sweetie.
Leonard: Good night.
They both turn over attempting to sleep after that awkward encounter.
In the 4C apartment.
Y/N: I don't understand why she can't come.
Missy: Because she's a monkey.
Y/N: I just think your jealous that on your special day everyone's attention will be on the monkey.
Missy: That's it. I don't want her to attend because she'll steal all my spotlight.
She said sarsacstaically before she stormed as Y/N turned to Lily.
Y/N: Sorry Lily, she has a fragile ego.
The apartment. All the guys were watching TV.
Howard: Hey, Leonard, where do you come down on giant ants?
Raj: Sheldon says impossible. Howard and I say not only possible, but as a mode of transportation, way cooler than a Batmobile.
Y/N: No way. It's impossible.
Raj: Why?
Sheldon: Because you are ignoring the square-cube law. The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its own exoskeleton.
Y/N: And for the record, the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is hoverboard, jetpack, transporter, Batmobile, and then giant ant.
Sheldon: Jetpack then hoverboard.
Leonard: Seriously? You have nothing better to do than sit around and discuss the possibility of giant ants?
Howard: What's with him?
Sheldon: Perhaps he's at a sensitive point in his monthly cycle.
Howard: Are you saying he's man-struating?
Sheldon: Not literally. But as far back as the 17th century, scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.
Raj: Interesting. That might explain my weepy days in the middle of the month. You know what I'm talking about.
He said talking to Howard who tried to look oblivious.
Y/N: Let me try talking to him.
Y/N got up and left heading to Leonard's bedroom.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
