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《Character Chronicles⁷》
《Cash》
《Definitely the nicest asshole you'll ever meet》
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"Ah, glad to see you're alive." Woozi's grandma called as Woozi pushed the door to his family open with his hip.
"I was afraid you got killed during action and died in some stupid herioic stunt." She added as Woozi rolled his eyes.
"Nice to see you too, grandma." Woozi said. "And for your information, I'm a pickpocket, I don't pull "stupid heroic stunts. " That would probably be Hoshi or Seungcheol." Woozi added.
"Yeah, yeah, you are all playing the same part at this point." His grandma waved him off.
"Grandma, I could never do what Mingyu does. Even with him flunking out of med school." Woozi said as he joined her on the couch.
"And here, we are getting new weapons once we come back, so I thought you'd like some of these. You know, put them with grandpa's gun collection." Woozi said as his grandma looked through the box of throwing knives and other weapons.
"Where did you get all these? They are far too fancy for you to have picked out yourself." His grandma asked.
"The8 and Jeonghan." Woozi laughed. "And some are from Hoshi, but he wouldn't let me bring those." Woozi added, the ones he shared with Hoshi are a matching set.
"Ah, Hoshi! Where is that boy! I've been dying to meet him!" His grandma asked with a smile.
"He's currently spending some time with his cousin." Woozi shrugged.
"OH so THAT'S why you are finally coming to visit me! Cause your little boyfriend is out of town!" His grandma concluded.
"No! That's not it!" Woozi protested.
"It so is!" She fired back. "Unless you've been avoiding me to make your other teammate less upset!" She added.
"What teammate?" Woozi asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You know, the ones whose grandma went..." Woozi's grandma mimmicked an explosion.
"GRANDMA!" Woozi yelled. "My god you can't say that!"
"Well I DIDN'T say anything!" She fired back.
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《Seventeen: Lee Jihoon》
A/N:
Using this chapter to announce my new Meanie Book: Love & Letter will be out THIS WEDNESDAY!
