S3.EP22 The Staircase Implementation

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In the 4C apartment. Missy was painting Penny's nails.

Penny: Okay, let's try Babydoll Pink, let's see if Missy can cover up the fact that I got my dad's feet.

Y/N entered the apartment holding a small box and was about to say something when Leonard's voice was heard from his apartment.

Leonard (voice off): It's just two degrees, Sheldon. I just want to turn up the thermostat two degrees!

Sheldon: (voice off): Let me point out that two degrees can be the difference between water and steam.

Leonard (voice off): Yes, if we lived in a teakettle.

Sheldon: (voice off): This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.

Leonard (voice off): Aw, screw the roommate agreement!

Sheldon: (voice off): No, you don't screw the roommate agreement. The roommate agreement screws you.

Leonard (voice off): You know what, go to Hell and set their thermostat.

Sheldon: (voice off): I don't have to go to Hell. At 73 degrees, I'm there already!

Missy (after a knock on the door): Who is it?

Leonard: Leonard.

Y/N: Hang on.

Leonard: Can I sleep in your spare bedroom tonight?

Y/N: You can try, but the people across the hall are being very noisy.

Leonard: You heard that, huh?

Missy: I think everyone heard it.

Penny: Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat, then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.

Leonard: So you agree, he's nuts.

Penny: Well, not as nuts as the guy who chooses to live with him.

Y/N: I told him that two years ago.

Leonard: Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him.

Penny: Oh, I do not believe that.

Y/N: No, he was even worse back in Texas.

Leonard: I don't doubt that. Penny, you are too naive. Just like I was seven years ago. (Flasback: The lobby) I'd just started at the university.

Past Leonard: Excuse me, I'm looking for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.

Man with a box: Oh, I bet you're here to check out the room for rent.

Past Leonard: Yeah.

Man: Run away, dude.

Past Leonard: What?

Man: Run fast, run far. (End of flashback.)

Leonard: That should have been my first clue.

Penny: So Sheldon's last roommate tried to warn you off?

Leonard: For all I knew, he was the crazy one. He had this really deranged look.

Missy: Well, yeah, he'd been living with Sheldon.

Leonard: Sure, it makes sense now. (Flashback. Past Leonard is getting out of the lift). Anyway, I went upstairs and knocked on the first door, I saw.

He knocked on the 4C apartment. A busty redheaded vixen opened the door, wearing an oversized shirt.

Past Leonard: Dr Cooper?

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