Y/N was in Caltech for the first time since he won the Chancellor award as he stood outside the Human Resources department before he knocked on the door.
Ms Davis: It's open.
Y/N entered as he greeted the surprised Ms Davis.
Y/N: Hello.
Ms Davis: Hello to you too. I'm surprised you're here too.
Y/N: Me too.
Ms Davis: So why are you here Dr L/N?
Y/N: I want to come back to work.
Ms Davis: That's great news.
Y/N: But I want to come back in three months or so.
Ms Davis: I'm sorry.
Y/N: I have a honeymoon planned and a wedding planned which is taking place tomorrow and it's important to me both go out with a hitch.
Ms Davis: More important than your job.
Y/N: Yeah because I have enough money that I don't have to work another day for the rest of my life and even if I did need the money I know you can't get rid of me, in case I go to UCLA or MIT where their board of directors would cut off a limb for me to work there and take away from your funding.
Ms Davis: You know your worth? I'm impressed normally no one else does around here.
Y/N: That's why I have tenure and am a couple of steps away from winning a Nobel.
Ms Davis: Then surely you should take the steps before you leave for your honeymoon.
Y/N: No, because I know no one else could have this theory unless they find out by accident.
Ms Davis: I'll bite, why's that?
Y/N: Because my mind is the only one crazy enough to think this up. My first step is going to be posting my scientific findings about why Neutrinos have mass with definitive proof, then people around the world will experiment and prove me right while I sail into the sunset after changing everything we know about particle physics.
Ms Davis: Sounds like you have it all figured out.
Y/N: I do, I've been thinking, why be ten steps ahead when you can be playing a different game entirely?
On the roof of the apartment building. All of the guys were on the roof setting up science experiment for Y/N's bachelor party.
Y/N: This is the worst bachelor party, I've ever been to.
Howard: That's what happens when you make Sheldon your best man.
Howard said feeling slightly jealous.
Sheldon: Sounds like someone is a little jealous.
Leonard: Okay, we've got power to the laser.
Sheldon: I should've brought an umbrella.
Leonard: What for? It's not going to rain.
Sheldon: I know that, but with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.
Y/N: Bazinga, right?
Sheldon: One of my best, don't you think?
Y/N laughed sarcastically something unnoticed by Sheldon.
Leonard: Howard, do you want to double-check the equatorial mount on the laser? We need it locked onto the Sea of Tranquility.
Howard: You got it. (He goes to Raj who was using the telescope to look through someone's window.) Oh, Raj, no. Billions of dollars have gone into inventing the Internet and filling it with pictures of naked women, so we don't have to peep through windows.
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