Meanwhile...
Charlie, Vaggie and Angel standing in a room. Angel is looking satisfied with himself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, and Vaggie looks angry.
"Angel! What the actual fuck?!" Vaggie exclaims in anger.
Turns out, Angel's suggestion for trust bonding is a BDSM Sex Dungeon.
"No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby," Angel says, holding out a pair of fuzzy handcuffs.
Much to Vaggie dismay.
"No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!" Angel says and points to the poster.
It indeed reads, "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage."
"Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh...hmmm..." Charlie responds, having trouble finding the woods.
Mainly because she's disturbed by it.
Vaggie glares at Angel, "What makes you think anyone would be into this?"
However, Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged.
"You know, I...I don't hate this," Husk says, relaxing and chuckling.
Soon, Niffty appears in a dominance outfit.
"I'm ready to punish some bad boys!" Niffty says and giggles.
Seeing Niffty and her outfit makes Husk give up, "Never mind, I-I'm out!" And quickly runs off.
Just then, a demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage.
"Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm..." Charlie says, getting nervous and lost for words.
Soon, other demons begin coming towards Charlie and rubbing themselves against her.
Luckily. Vaggie pulls Charlie away from the other demons, "Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting."
"It's no big deal, Vaggie," Charlie reassures, "You know, maybe I can just help, uh-"
But Vaggie, "No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down," And walks away from Charlie, "I just need to teach them...the way I was taught..." as she smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.
Soon enough, the group standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise had taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming, and explosions booming.
Charlie shouts over the other demons' scream, "THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!"
On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon is on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.
Cactus Cowboy Demon shouts, "Yee-haw!"
Punk Demon screams, "Let's go, Baby!"
Cactus Cowboy Demon also shouts, "Bring it on, Bitch!"
Back at the rooftop, Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march, "There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades and arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!"
There is a loud explosion in the background, sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile.
Vaggie advances on Pentious, "You..." and picks up Pentious over her head.
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The Impish Mage Season 1
FanfictionRaised by a mage and with no memoires of his past and a mystery crystal implanted on his chest, and Imp, Blitz Jonas has lived his life as a medical mage with his family. One night, the crystal glows and pulled them into a world known as Hell. Now h...
