Back in Heaven...
The court hearing for the hotel is about to begin. Sera and Emily are sitting at the highest seat in the courtroom with the other angelic counsel at different levels. Charlie are Vaggie are sitting at another level. Charlie is excited, but Vaggie is nervous. And soon, Adam walks by on his way to his seat with Lute.
Charlie groans, "Oh no, not him again!"
Adam flies up and sits down beside Lute, "What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen."
Soon, Sera announces, "We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this 'Hazbin Hotel'. Princess Morningstar?"
Charlie sighs and says, "Thank you, Seraphim," She clears throat, "Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—"
"Objection, lame and unoriginal," Adam calls out.
"Sustained. No further dictionary references please," Sera calmly says.
"Right, ok, uh, uh... uhhmmmm..." Charlie says, nervously and shuffles through multiple cards, all which have various dictionary references on.
And then Adam says, "If you have actual evidence, then show it already."
Then Charlie says, "We have a patron right now who is making incredible progress!"
"Who?" Adam questions.
"We have Angel Dust," Charlie says.
"Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed," Adam says and blows raspberries.
"Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?" Charlie questions.
"Uhmm... w-w-well... Uhh..." Adam says, sounding uneasy.
Sera asks Adam, "Is everything ok, Adam?"
"Give me a fucking minute, ok?" Adam mutters.
Adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.
Veggie reads the list, "'Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man'. Are you fucking serious?"
"Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it?" Adam laughs nervously, "Right, Sera?"
"He was the first human soul in Heaven..." Sera points out.
"Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!" Charlie says.
"Then let's fucking see it bruh!" Adam says annoyed and snaps fingers.
Soon, a large orb appears in the room.
"Your honor, may I present exhibit A." Charlie smiles as the ball shows the club the group were partying at, Angel is by the bar with Cherri and the others.
"Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?" Cherri smiles squealing
"I'll admit, 'consent' is a good name for a sex club." Husk concedes smirking slightly.
"Niffty, dear, what are you doing?" Pentious asks.
"I'm sweeping! Ugh, look how icky it is in here!" Niffty complains sweeping away.
"That's because we're at a nightclub." Pentious says to her.
"Oh! I thought the hotel looked different!" Niffty giggles before going off somewhere.
"Where are you going, Niffty?" Blitz asks.
"To do some cleaning," Niffty says, and takes her leave.
Stolas turns to Blitz, "Um, she is aware that the staff will clean the place up when the place closes."
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The Impish Mage Season 1
FanfictionRaised by a mage and with no memoires of his past and a mystery crystal implanted on his chest, and Imp, Blitz Jonas has lived his life as a medical mage with his family. One night, the crystal glows and pulled them into a world known as Hell. Now h...
