In Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug. What he's seeing is Charlie and the hotel group, Zak along with his I.M.P employees, and Blitz and his family practicing fighting, using their skills and teaching the cannibals the way to defeat the Exorcists for the upcoming Extermination.
Vox says with an evil grin, "No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well," And watches a screen with Alastor on it, which glitches slightly, "Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha!" and laughs maniacally.
In front of the Hazbin Hotel....
The cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practicing with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her.
Charlie says, "Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this."
"The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?" Vaggie says.
"I hope so too," Blitz says.
"Yeah. So are the rest of us. But don't worry, we were able to deal with the Cherubs, and we can take care of those Exorcists too," Zak says.
"What do you mean?" Charlie asks.
Blitz sighs, "It's kind of a long story, but in short, Zak and the others have to deal with some Angels from Heaven called Cherubs. They were trying to save a human from committing suicide even though Zak and the others were hired to kill him. I was able to save Lyle and the Opera Lady from the event, but in the end Lyle Lipton died of a heart failure. The machine he and Loopty invented was too much for him, so he passed on, and ended up in Hell."
"That's kind of sad," Charlie says, a little saddened.
"But Lyle ended up in Hell, and it turns out, Loopty is actually happy to reunite with his best friend and business partner," Zak says.
"Kind of odd, but if it makes them happy, I guess it all ends well," Charlie says.
"Except when people keep breaking the wall in the office," Zak says, rolling his eyes.
"True, but we can worry about them later. I'm more worried about the Exorcists. I just hope we can face them," Blitz says.
"I know what you mean, I really hope we're ready for this," Charlie says.
"Me too," Vaggie says.
Just then, Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself, "Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!"
Zak stifles his laughter to see Pentious in his new outfit.
"What in the hell are you supposed to be?" Vaggie asks.
Pentious salutes, "General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!"
"Thank you, Pen," Charlie says.
Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious.
Niffty asks, "What can I do to help?"
"I'm glad, you asked, soldier," Pentious says and explains her role, "The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault."
Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said.
Charlie then kneels to Niffty, "How about this. If you see an angel, stab it!" and hands Niffty a small blade
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The Impish Mage Season 1
FanfictionRaised by a mage and with no memoires of his past and a mystery crystal implanted on his chest, and Imp, Blitz Jonas has lived his life as a medical mage with his family. One night, the crystal glows and pulled them into a world known as Hell. Now h...
