Angel Dust waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. He tries to budge free, but fails.
His captor paces around him, "Finally awake, Angel Dust."
Angel glowers, but eventually regains his confident smile, "Yeah, and what's it to ya?"
But Captor holds a knife against Angel's face, "I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault."
Unbothered, Angel begins laughing, "It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything."
The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.
"Fine. I guess I'll just have to fuck the information outta ya," The capter says.
Angel tares defiantly, "Do your worst," And breaks into a seductive smile, "Daddy."
The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV.
On the screen, Angel shouts, "...Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!"
It's revealed that most of the group are watching this. Sir Pentious, Charlie, Blitz, and Loona. Vaggie is annoyed. And Niffty is actually interested. Luckily, Blitz has gotten Aurora and the other children in their room to watch cartoons before Angel has the movie on, knowing the kind of films he does.
"You know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-xi' award!" Angel says.
"You don't say, huh Angel?" Blitz says, feeling uneasy and covers his eyes with his hands.
It's, uh... very... honest?..." Charlie says, "Oh," and turns away, nauseous. She tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.
"Ew!" Vaggie says.
"This is disgusting," Loona adds, grossed out.
Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen, before turning her head away to avoid watching, with her hand covering her mouth this time.
On the TV, Angel continues, "Oh, harder, Daddy!"
"Okay! Enough of that," Vaggie says, and tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand so she doesn't have to see the TV screen.
She turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare, "Angel, what the fuck?"
"What?! You said was 'Show n' Tell' day," Angel says, "I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker."
"Tiffany Who?" Loona questions.
"Exactly. You don't need to know who she is," Angel says.
Cleaning and wiping a wine glass, Husk says, "Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene."
Angel laughed angrily, "Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?"
"You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?" Husk says, angrily.
Angel gasps, offended, "Fuck you. This is classy art!" As he gestures with two hands at the TV screen.
On the screen, Angel screams, "OH! FUUUCK!"
Co-star slaps Angel's butt and bites it.
Sir Pentious covers his eyes when he sees this, while Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with a smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching. Blitz and Loona cringe to see the event.
Husk then walks over and says, "That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point.
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The Impish Mage Season 1
FanfictionRaised by a mage and with no memoires of his past and a mystery crystal implanted on his chest, and Imp, Blitz Jonas has lived his life as a medical mage with his family. One night, the crystal glows and pulled them into a world known as Hell. Now h...