The day Charlie and Vaggie will be going to Heaven has arrived. Charlie and Vaggie are in their room, getting ready. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie sits on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.
Charlie packs the stuff as she says, "Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?"
"Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours," Vaggie says.
Charlie stands up and paces a bit, "Vaggie, we are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed."
"Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that...thing," Vaggie says, sounding uneasy.
"What thing?" Charlie asks.
"The thing with the.. thing uhm.." Vaggie tries to explain, but can't, "Fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.
Charlie takes Vaggie's hand, "Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me."
Vaggie sighs in defeat, "Fine."
"Yes!" Charlie happily cheers, and hugs and kisses Vaggie's cheek.
Down stairs, at the main hotel room, Angel Dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.
"Oh, fuck," Angel says in exhaustion.
Niffty pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him, "You look messy! What happened to you?"
"It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice," Angel says and takes his leave.
Soon, Blitz walks over, "I have to assume that the 'who' begins with a 'V' and ends with an 'o'"
"No shit," Angel says.
Angel then explains as he puts his hands back and straighten his backside with crackles of bone being popped, "Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag," And soon collapses on the couch, "UGH!" Hoping to get some rest.
Charlie and Vaggie come into the scene with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcase with all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out of the couch
Angel gets annoyed, "Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!"
Since it's like the third time or so that this wall got blown to pieces.
And suddenly, a female outline appears from the red smoke of the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.
And shouts in a familiar voice, "What up, hoes!" and laughs.
Angel Dust hears the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement, "Holy shit! Cherri Bomb?! Long time no see, baby!"
Cherri jumps into the room, "Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!"
Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives her the bomb, "Here, hold this."
Charlie freaks out, "Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!" and plays hot potato with the bomb.
Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Vaggie takes it.
"Nope, gimme that," Vaggie says and throws the bomb out of the broken wall.
And the bomb explodes.
"I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out," Angel says and tries to fall back down on the couch.
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The Impish Mage Season 1
FanfictionRaised by a mage and with no memoires of his past and a mystery crystal implanted on his chest, and Imp, Blitz Jonas has lived his life as a medical mage with his family. One night, the crystal glows and pulled them into a world known as Hell. Now h...
