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Kermit: It's the Muppet show with our very special guest star, Miss Juliet Prowse! (Band playing theme music) Muppets Women: 🎶It's time to play the music🎶 🎶It's time to light the lights🎶 🎶It's time to meet the Muppets🎶 🎶On the Muppets show tonight🎶 Muppets Men: 🎶It's time to put on makeup🎶 🎶It's time to dress up right🎶 🎶It's time to raise the curtain🎶 🎶On the Muppet show tonight🎶 Fozzie: Hey, have l got an opening joke for you tonight. *laughs* You're... Oh, you're gonna love this. These two— Kermit: 🎶To introduce our guest star🎶 🎶That's what i'm here to do🎶 🎶So it really makes me happy🎶 🎶To introduce to you🎶 Miss Juliet Prowse! 🎶But now let's get things started🎶 Muppets: 🎶On the most sensational, inspirational🎶 🎶Celebrational, Muppetational🎶 🎶This is what we call🎶 🎶The Muppet show!🎶 — Kermit walked onto the stage causing a burst of applause. Kermit: Thank you! Thank you! Hey, listen, it's another great show, folks. I mean, tonight our guest star is one and only Miss Juliet Prowse. And, if that weren't enough we've also got "Manha Manha", whatever that means.
Statler: The question is, what is a "Manha Manha"? Waldorf: The question is, who cares? *backstage* Kermit: *drinks milk through a straw* Think about this, friends. *continue to drink* Scooter: Hey, boss, Muppy and l wanted to talk to you about the act we're doing on the show tonight. Kermit: Ah, Scooter, you're not doing an act on the show tonight. Scooter: Oh, gee, my uncle who owns this theatre thought of this act, didn't he? Kermit: Um, uh... Tell us about the act you're doing on the show tonight. Scooter: Oh, it's called "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Dog". Yeah, l sing this song, see, and Muppy here does his cute, adorable, sweet, sugary little dance. Kermit: Um, well, it sounds, says the frog, displaying his artistic judgment, sappy. Scooter: Gee, my uncle thought it was— Kermit: Ah, it sounds, says the frog displaying his will to survive, wonderful. Scooter: Yeah, it's great. He'll love it. Kermit: Uh, certainly. *petting the Muppy* I've often thought of Muppy here as about the cutest little fellow around. Muppy bites Kermit's hand. Scooter: Gee, he thinks himself a killer. Kermit: Let me out of here! Kermit released his hand and walked onto the stage. Muppy finished his drink, Scooter pets the dog. *on stage* Kermit: What a dumb dog... Oh, I'm on stage, wow. *cleared his throat* Uh, now that l'm here, let me take this opportunity to present the Muppet shows resident artist Gonzo the Great! The audience applauded. Gonzo: Ah?! Oh, thank you, thank you very much, thank you. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, l will eat this rubber tire to the music of "The Flight of the Bumblebee". Music, Maestro. Gonzo started eating the tire. Waldorf: He's doing it. He's eating a tire. Statler: Amazing. Waldorf: Astounding. Statler: Boring. The audience didn't like Gonzo's performance and everyone said "Boo" in unison. Kermit and Y/n stood on the backstage and watching him.
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