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This fanfiction is intended for entertainment purposes, doesn't intend to offend or offend anyone, don't take it seriously, there will be errors and deviations from the canon. The Muppets own by Jim Henson, the reader own by me, fanfic...
Kermit: It's the Muppet show with our special guest star, Mister Charles Aznavour. (Band playing theme music) Muppets Women: 🎶It's time to play the music🎶 🎶It's time to light the lights🎶 🎶It's time to meet the Muppets🎶 🎶On the Muppet show tonight🎶 Muppets Men: 🎶It's time to put on makeup🎶 🎶It's time to dress up right🎶 🎶It's time to raise the curtain🎶 🎶On the Muppet show tonight🎶 Fozzie: I don't have proof of belly dancers. Why can't they dance on the floor like everyone else? Kermit: 🎶To introduce our guest star🎶 🎶That's what l'm here to do🎶 🎶So it really makes me happy🎶 🎶To introduce to you🎶 Mister Charles Aznavour! 🎶But now let's get things started🎶 Muppets: 🎶On the most sensational, inspirational🎶 🎶Celebrational, Muppetational🎶 🎶This is what we call🎶 🎶The Muppet show🎶 — Kermit walked onto the stage causing a burst of applause. Kermit: Thank you, thank you, thank you *noticed Fozzie behind the curtain*. Fozzie. Fozzie: Hm? Kermit: What are you doing? Fozzie: I'm checking the house. Kermit: Will you get out of here?! Fozzie: Sorry *leaves*. Kermit: Bonsoir, bonsoir, madame and monsieur. Honestly, ladies and gentlemen, you'll notice a little French sneaking into my speech and that's because our special guest tonight is none other than that international star Mister Charles Aznavour. But right now let's raise the curtain strike up the band and get things moving on to Muppet show!
*backstage* Kermit was reading the text when Gonzo approached him. Gonzo: Hi Kermit, are you busy? Kermit: Uh yes Gonzo, but l can give you my ear for a moment. Gonzo: What would l do with your ear? Kermit: Van Gogh impressions. Gonzo: Oh. Kermit: Gonzo, do you have to take everything so literally?! That's just an expression. Gonzo: Kermit, what l wanted to know was um... you know, l've noticed that l haven't been on uh on stage for the last couple of shows. Kermit: Good observation. Gonzo: Yeah, well Kermit, l have a lot of fans out there who are waiting to see my latest theatrical creation. Kermit: Uh... Gonzo, l have seen you eat a rubber tire to music and l've seen you play a concert on your head with a mallet. Gonzo: Yeah. Kermit: And Gonzo, my dear friend, it doesn't work. Gonzo: What? Kermit, l don't... you got to understand. I don't play for the masses. I'm an artist, you understand that an artist. Kermit: Yeah, well then, you should have gotten my Van Gogh. Listen Gonzo, why don't you get yourself a manager? You know somebody who could guide your career. Gonzo: Alright, okay, l will, alright. I'll do that and then you'll see, you'll all see because there's only one great Gonzo, only one! Kermit: Thank goodness for that *went on stage*. Gonzo shouted some last insults at him. Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, right now it's a real treat to present a star who has written and sung so many beautiful songs. And right now, he's going to sing one of my all-time favourites. Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Charles Aznavour.
(Imagine instead of Mildred - Y/n. Yep, l finally learned the name of Lady Snake and at the end of the number Y/n was not with a handkerchief but was simply upset until Charles came up to her)
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