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Season 1 episode 17 - Ben Vereen

Kermit: It's the Muppet show with our very special guest star, Mister Ben Vereen, woo!
(Band playing theme music)
Muppets Women: 🎶It's time to play the music🎶
🎶It's time to light the lights🎶
🎶It's time to meet the Muppets🎶
🎶On the Muppets show tonight🎶
Muppets Men: 🎶It's time to put in makeup🎶
🎶It's time to dress up right🎶
🎶It's time to raise the curtain🎶
🎶On the Muppet show tonight🎶
Fozzie: Hey, l wouldn't say that great Gonzo is dumb but when he graduated from school, he didn't get a diploma, he's got a pension, ha.
Kermit: 🎶To introduce our guest star🎶
🎶That's what l'm here to do🎶
🎶So it really makes me happy🎶
🎶To introduce to you🎶
Mister Ben Vereen!
🎶But now let's get things started🎶
Muppets: 🎶On the most sensational, inspirational🎶
🎶Celebrational, Muppetational🎶
🎶This is what we call🎶
🎶The Muppet show🎶
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Kermit: Hello, hello and welcome again to the Muppet show. Hey, our special guest star tonight is a young man who soared to stardom on Broadway in "Pippin", had his own television series and is one of the really multi-talented performed in show business, Mister Ben Vereen. He really moves and speaking of that, let's get things moving right now on the Muppet show.

Waldorf: I've done about it, l'm beginning to like this show.
Statler: Really?
Waldorf: Yep, it's really starting to grab me.
The monster's paws grabbed him and dragged him down.
Statler: Something's starting to grab you *chuckles*.
*backstage*
Woman: I don't care, next time use a deodorant.
Y/n: Nice, nice number.
Kermit: Mhm.
Siamese twin: I wear the pants in this act.
Kermit: It was great, really hip to the drive.
Fozzie: *standing next to the box* Guys, guys.
Kermit&Y/n: Hm?
Fozzie: Hey, what, what is this?
Kermit: Oh, that belongs to uh Marvel the Magician. It's for next week's show.
Fozzie: Oh, that's very interesting.
Y/n: Yeah, but if l were you, l wouldn't go inside.
Fozzie: Oh, come on, Y/n, l'm a big bear, l don't hurt anything.
Kermit: Yeah, but, but Fozzie, don't slam that door.
Fozzie closed the door behind him which was already closed.
Fozzie: I didn't slam it, l closed it very quietly.
Y/n: Yeah, and you're never gonna open it again.
Fozzie: What do you mean?
Kermit: Well, we tried to tell you, it's a trick door. Only Marvel the Magician can open it.
Fozzie: But, but Kermit, l have an act to do. Well, go get Marvel.
Kermit: I can't, he's in Toledo *went on stage*.
Y/n: Uh... well... don't worry, Fozzie, we'll figure something out *leaves*.
Fozzie: And l'm in a big trouble *trying to get out*.
Kermit: Okay, right now, l'd like to introduce Ben Vereen, a blockbuster of a talent.
Crazy Harry appeared behind the old men.
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say "blockbuster"?
Statler: Hit the dirt!
The old men lay down. Crazy Harry pressed the lever that caused the explosion and he laughed.
Kermit: Alright, nothing like starting off with an explosive opening. Uh, hey, listen, you want to have George the Janitor clean up that mess? Now as l was saying we have a real dynamite guest tonight.
Crazy Harry appeared behind the old men again.
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say "dynamite"?
He pressed the lever again and an explosion occurred.
Waldorf: I'm beginning to get a slight headache.
Kermit: Okay, well, somebody threw a net over Crazy Harry, so we can get the show rolling. *sigh* Alright, now l'd like to introduce our guest star and you better not interfere with this act Crazy Harry because he has a short fuse.
Crazy Harry appears next to Kermit and holds a bomb.
Crazy Harry: Did somebody send for a short fuse? *laughs*
Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Ben Vereen.
The bomb exploded.