Season 1 episode 3 - Joel Grey

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Kermit: It's the Muppet show with tonight guest star, Mister Joel Grey.
(Band playing theme music)
Muppets Women: 🎶It's time to play the music🎶
🎶It's time to light the lights🎶
🎶It's time to meet the Muppets🎶
🎶On the Muppets shows tonight🎶
Muppets Men: 🎶It's time to put on makeup🎶
🎶It's time to dress up right🎶
🎶It's time to raise the curtain🎶
🎶On the Muppets show tonight🎶
Fozzie: In our house we use paper plates and every night after dinner my wife erases the dishes.
Kermit: 🎶To introduce our guest star🎶
🎶That's what l'm here to do🎶
🎶So it really makes me happy🎶
🎶To introduce to you🎶
Mister Joel Grey!
🎶Our show tonight will feature some stuff that looks like this🎶
*shows explosions from the number*
🎶But now let's get things started🎶
Muppets: 🎶On the most sensational, inspirational🎶
🎶Celebrational, Muppetational🎶
🎶This is what we call🎶
🎶The Muppet show🎶
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Kermit walked onto the stage causing a burst of applause.
Kermit: Welcome and what a show we have for you tonight. How would you like to see 4000 wood peckers performing an aerial ballet while 87 gorillas and two dozen elephants do the "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"? Well, forget it because instead we've got Joel Grey as guest star which in a way is like having all the excitement of everything l mentioned without having to clean up afterwards. Alright, now let's get things rolling on the Muppet show where we have comedy tonight.

Waldorf: Well, the show is speeding along very quickly this evening.
Statler: Oh yes, someone must have told him it's harder to hit a moving target.
*backstage*
Kermit walked along and hummed a song to himself.
Fozzie: Hiya Kermit.
Kermit: Hiya Fozzie. Hey, listen uh you better go get ready, go in the dressing room and get ready, don't cha?
Fozzie: Dressing room! Uh, uh... l had a dressing room so small all the mice were hunchbacked. Uh...
Kermit: Please, Fozzie no jokes right now l'm a tired frog.
Fozzie: Tired frog. I knew a frog who got so tired he fell asleep during his nap. Uh...
Kermit: Fozzie, what is this?
Fozzie: Oh, oh, see, it's my new act, yeah, see. It's jokes on any subject. You tell the subject and the bear does a joke on it. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Kermit: Uh... Fozzie, please.
Fozzie: Please *banged on the table*. Take my wife, please *laughs*.
Kermit: Fozzie, why don't you just go in the dressing room and get ready, okay?
Fozzie: Dressing room. I had a dressing room so small—
Kermit: I heard that.
Fozzie: Oh... but what do you think about the act, frog?
Kermit: Well... well, Fozzie um... it's got possibilities.
Fozzie: Aah.
Kermit: Yeah, why don't you work on?
Fozzie: On what?
Kermit: Alone *leaves*.
Fozzie: Oh... uh alone. Alone. This bear was left alone.
*at the dance*
Classical music plays, couples dance a slow dance.
Janice: Would you be interesting about temptation?
Zoot: Wha... could you just show me a couple? I'm not as young as l used to be.
George: Two, three, four. Two, three, four.
Lady Snake: You know, George, l come from a very old family.
George: Nah, mine's older.
Lady Snake: Oh really? How old?
George: My family's so old it's been condemned. Two, three, four.
Pig: Oh, my brother is really something. He's got girls eating of his hand.
Miss Piggy: Oh, is he a lover?
Pig: No, a waiter.
Green Lizard: You know, l'm really stuck on you.
Y/n: Literally?
Green Lizard: Yeah.
He let go of her, causing her dress to tear a little and leaving some fabric on his cheek.
Y/n: *gasp and covered herself* Oh you!
She gave him a hard slap and left but then came back and abruptly tore the fabric off his cheek.
Green Lizard: Ouch!
And Y/n left the stage. The Lady Snake's head got stuck in the chandelier but that didn't stop George from dancing with her.
*on stage*
News presenter: Today Muppet news flash!
He sat down in his seat. This time he was without glasses.
News presenter: In New York City a former circus Daredevil who built himself as baffo the human. Cannonball fired himself out of a cannon. Yesterday into a crowd of holiday shoppers fortunately there were no injures to the passers by Buffalo was not so lucky said his wife the former Mrs. Buffalo. I guess l'll just have to pick up the pieces and live my life.
*on stage*
Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pride and pleasure that yours truly Kermit the Frog introduces the international star of stage and screen Mister Joel Grey.

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