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Season 1 episode 21 - Twiggy

Kermit: It's the Muppet show with our special guest star, Twiggy.
(Band playing theme music)
Muppets Women: 🎶It's time to play the music🎶
🎶It's time to light the lights🎶
🎶It's time to meet the Muppets🎶
🎶On the Muppets show tonight🎶
Muppets Men: 🎶It's time to put on makeup🎶
🎶It's time to dress up right🎶
🎶It's time to raise the curtain🎶
🎶On the Muppet show tonight🎶
Fozzie: Hey, l went to a resort hotel for a change in a rest. The waiter got the change in the hotel, got the resting *laughs*.
Kermit: 🎶To introduce our guest star🎶
🎶That's what I'm here to do🎶
🎶So it really makes me happy🎶
🎶To introduce to you🎶
Twiggy!
🎶But now let's get things started🎶
Muppets: 🎶On the most sensational, inspirational🎶
🎶Celebrational, Muppetational🎶
🎶This is what we call🎶
🎶The Muppet show🎶
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Kermit walked into the stage, causing a burst of applause.
Kermit: Thank you, thank you, thank you, good evening, gang and welcome to the show. And what a show? It is because tonight our special guest is a beautiful young lady, whose face is known the world over. She only has one name, but many talents. The one and only Twiggy, we'll be meeting her in a few minutes. But right now, let's get things swinging on the Muppet show!

Statler: Was that a great number?
Waldorf: I don't know, l slept through it.
Statler: Me too, that's why l asked.
*backstage*
Kermit: Okay, very nice, very nice. You, guys have come a long way since you were, Feather Duster.
Feather Duster: Thank you, l'm enjoyed with that song so much, really l do *leaves*.
Y/n brings coffee to Kermit.
Y/n: Here's your coffee, Kermit *put coffee on his desk*.
Kermit: Thanks, Y/n.
Kermit drank coffee and returned to his desk. Scooter came up to them.
Scooter: Guys.
Kermit&Y/n: Hm?
Scooter: Guys, call me kooky, call me crazy, but l think there's a phantom of the Muppet show.
Y/n: You're right. You're a kooky and you're a crazy.
Scooter: No, l'm serious. I was just up in the stars dressing room and l saw the most ghoulish, fiendish looking face in the closet.
Hilda: That was me, clown. I was hanging up the wardrobe.
Scooter: After you left. Listen, guys, l'm serious, there's something here that should be looked into.
Hilda: Yes, your head. You can't come up the Muppet show *laughs and leaves*.
Kermit: We work, Scooter. Uh... we're kind of busy right now, but we'll keep our eyes open. I mean seriously, l think you've been using your imagination too much. If there's a phantom of the Muppet show, l'm a monkey's uncle.
Y/n: Uh-huh, and l work on a monkey.
And then Wanda's scream was heard. She came out of the dressing room.
Wanda: HELP! THERE'S A PHANTOM IN MY DRESSING ROOM! *faints*
Kermit: Anybody got a banana?
Kermit walked onto the stage, leaving a shaking Scooter behind.
Gonzo: Right now, l'd like to introduce the lovely Leafy. Uh... Barky. No, Branchy. Uh...
Y/n came onto the stage.
Y/n: Twiggy.
Gonzo: Do l get credit for being close?
Y/n grabbed him by the shoulders and they walked to the backstage.
Twiggy: Hello, everyone. I'd like to thank you for coming here today. I really love press conference, but l will try and answer any questions that you might have.
A group of reporters vied with each other to ask questions.
Two-nosed Man: I have a question, l have a question.
Twiggy: Yes?
Two-nosed Man: Uh... Miss Twiggy, how is it a beautiful girl like you only has one nose?
Twiggy: Eh? Um... Oh, l mean that's usual, isn't it?
Two-nosed Man: Oh, yeah, so l noticed *leaves*.
Kermit: Miss Twiggy! Miss Twiggy! I have a serious question. Uh... who are the most important people in your life?
Nigel: Yeah, what about the places?
The reporters continued to ask her questions. Twiggy thought about this question and began to sing a song.