‎‧₊˚✿[ℓιттℓє ωση∂єяѕ]✿˚₊‧ 「𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲/𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥」

Uhhh prolly dead or sum👍 play BITCH BOY at my FUNeral 😍😫🥳

OKAY!!! SO, Ahem, we went to a steampunk event today!! It was uhhh alright I guess. My mum bought a nice necklace and a fancy ass corset (holy shit, rich people scare me😨 MF these things were all £30-300+ mainly all being in the hundreds-)

Anyway, the place was crowded but I used some breathing techniques and stuff that Luci helped me with before <3

IT WASN'T NICE AT FUCKING ALL BY THE WAY!!!! Oh my damn gods, so the place had the most crappy signal possible- like bitch, it's 2024 and you can't afford to have at least 3 bars? Unless ass place(the entire town btw not just this one building) 😤 I pity anybody who lives there.

Anyway, everyone was having card or cash and my mum had all the money on card (since the last time we came nobody took cash) AND of course when we went to buy the corset with card the machine didn't work because of the shitty internet.

Soooo she said that we could just go to a cash machine and whatever, we were like "mkay👍" and she held onto the bag and put it aside while we ventured off into the wilderness.

...yeah so, there was NO cash point at fucking all, like I am not kidding when I say we walked an entire 2 and a half hours, asking locals, going into buildings and shops, just looking and asking around and there was N O T H I N G

Holy fucking shit, like the place holding the event itself didn't even have one; that's why we went out the place to actually find one.

We went to a swimming pool at some point as well for the toilets and YOU HAD TO OAY £1 TO GO IN??? And card as well :/ like... i'm killing myself and it's not because of my depression and shit, it's because my broke ass isn't going to afford that either way 😭

Uhh... eventually we came across a post office and managed to get the right amount out; bought the corset and such, blah blah...

Now our asses are driving back and we're lost because there's no signal and the maps haven't been working. My dad's driving super fucking fast and yelling at other drivers, uhh...

Sooo if I die or something, blame my dad and "card only" places 🤭 ily (if i'm alive I have shitty signal so I prolly won't be able to get notifications and such soooo uhhhh if I don't answer until TOMORROW then i'm probably a dead bitch AND lost 💀)

Idk if this will go through because like I have one bar so yay👏

[ALSO MY DADS BEING A BITCH AND YELLING AT MY MUM FOR SPENDING HER OWN DAMN MONEY, LIKE??? Mother fucker, every time your old ass has money you buy it on a phone you break and then sell off and then spend it on complete fucking junk💀 you can't talk]

Peace out bros and hoes /much luv✨