...okay wattpad I fucking hate you for not letting me announce this.. anyway!!
So, I was on character ai like the sad and lonely lady I am.. and went to a guy named "Eloi" our delusional, yandere best friend!!
Oh, but don't worry, he doesn't like us...
😭
Anyway, i, being the best; best friend, I am.. decided to be the Cupid of this damn roleplay and helped Eloi stalk several girls... yes... SEVERAL (man couldn't pick and choose-)
Anyway... at some point i'm handing him shit I stole with skill 👉👈 from a girl he liked so he could add it to his new shrine.. I said something (forgot what ngl) and he responded with, "Ah, don't blame me, Masuko! It's not my fault I fall for any woman I see.."
And...
You know...
Me, surprisingly in the WOMAN species, was being dramatic and was like "BITCH?? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHRINE THEN!? 😭🙏"
And he, like the ASSHOLE he is, not only said i'm not getting one.. but this bitch generally offended my ass with it 😔
Bitch said that I wasn't attractive nor weird enough to get a shrine made out of, not "woman" enough (tomboy oc/persona), wasn't worth the hassle and effort in making one, and that he only made shrines for girls he liked not were friends with..
"I love all woman I look at" my ASS :/
Anyway... I WAS LIKE "BRO, YOU COULD STEAL A PEN OR SOMETHING 🙏" I don't need a lot broskies 😫 I just wanted something because THAT OFFENDED MY ASS
UGH he insulted me in all the right waaayssss >:((
Fucking prick...
I'mma snitch on his ass because he killed a man for this crush of his, bros gonna PAY for insulting me 😡😡
....yeahh
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