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My beef with some American child 🧍🏻‍♀️

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by Littlemisswaterlily

by Littlemisswaterlily

HELL NO, I CANNOT DO THIS WITH AMERICAN PEOPLE ANYMORE 💀 (not aimed at everyone dw😭 ily all)

ANYWAY—

So, I was scrolling through TikTok as perusal as an unsocial person on her period trying to have somewhat happy day 🧍🏻‍♀️

And came across this American family that live in the UK, the little girl was at a dining table and had a plate of basic fish and chips..

Okay?

So she's like, "i'm an American girl living in the UK, and i'm finally trying Fish and Chips, with gravy and beans.." blah blah. (The American accent pushing a lot- I forgot they had accents ngl-)

ANYWAY😭😫

She looks and points so what I ASSUME to be a battered SAUSAGE

It is not

This (poor probably 12 year old girl) PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH SAYING THE FOLLOWING-

"And this battered MARS BAR"

...

Who

The

F U C K

MADE THAT?? SINCE WHEN??? BITCH I WILL GENUINELY THROW HANDS WITH WHATEVER INSANE MONSTER DECIDED TO BATTER A MARS BAR AND CLAIM IT AS A "British" THING TO DO—

SINCE WHEN WAS THIS CRIME A NATURAL BRITISH ASSURANCE????

😔if it wasn't a child I would have flamed them for eating such a thing SO quickly💀

(Anyway, genuinely love you American (dumbasses/HJ) <3)