Missy came out of the bathroom holding the pregnancy test.
Missy: Negative again.
Y/N: Again. Missy, I think it's time we see a specialist.
Missy: No, that makes it sound like there's something wrong with us, and if we go to the specialist, it feels like saying something is wrong with one of us, and they're at fault.
Y/N hugged Missy.
Y/N: There is nothing wrong with us, but something is stopping us from getting pregnant, and we need to know what it is.
Missy: Maybe it's just not the right time.
Y/N: It's going to happen soon, but first, we need to see the specialist to know what the problem is.
Missy: Let's go then.
The apartment. Sheldon and Amy were on the couch playing a game as Leonard was making a sandwich.
Sheldon: All right, I'm ready for my next question.
Amy: In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, who wins the Second World War?
Sheldon: Uganda.
Amy: Defend.
Sheldon: Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A Central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe. When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.
Amy: Correct. My turn.
Sheldon: In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play The Maple Leaf Rag?
Amy: Tuned bayonets.
Sheldon: Defend.
Amy: Isn't it obvious?
Sheldon: You're right. My apologies.
Leonard: What the hell are you guys playing?
Sheldon: It's a game we invented. It's called Counterfactuals.
Amy: We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other.
Sheldon: It's fun for ages eight to eighty. Join us.
Leonard: All right. I like a good brainteaser. Give it a whirl.
Sheldon: You're in luck. This is an easy one. In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?
Leonard: Uh, a BLT where the B stands for beaver? I don't know.
Sheldon: Leonard, be serious. We're playing a game here.
Leonard: I can figure this out. Let's see. Um, well, beavers eat tree bark. The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon. So, I'll say cinnamon.
Sheldon: Incorrect. Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish.
Leonard: What?
Amy: In a world ruled by a giant beaver, mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord. The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded. Thousands die. Devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry. How does one miss that?
Leonard: This is ridiculous. You're just making stuff up.
Amy: Is he always like this when he loses?
Sheldon: Oh, yes. You should've been here for the great Jenga tantrum of 2008.
Leonard: You bumped the table, and you know it.
Amy: Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities. We'll close our eyes and count to ten while you hide.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
