S4.EP5 The Desperation Emanation

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The apartment. Sheldon, Leonard, and Y/N were watching the 2003 iteration of the Hulk.

Leonard: All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably just make an actual Hulk.

Y/N laughed.

Sheldon: That is apt and amusing. I think I shall share that with Amy Farrah Fowler. She'll appreciate the witticism.

Leonard: Thank you.

Sheldon: It'll also help improve her initial impression of you.

Leonard: So what's going on with you two?

Y/N: Yeah, I wouldn't mind going on a double date with you two.

Sheldon: Well, that won't be necessary because the status is as it always was. She's a girl. She's a friend. She is not my, please forgive me for doing this, girlfriend.

Leonard: Right, right. So you're still just texting and emailing? You don't feel any need to hang out with her, you know, be in the same room?

Sheldon: Leonard, you are one of my best friends.

Y/N: Who's the other?

Sheldon: You of course.

Y/N: Yippee.

He said sarcastically but he was smiling slightly.

Sheldon: I've known you for seven years, and I can barely tolerate sitting on the couch with you. Imagine my attitude regarding prolonged physical proximity to Amy Farrah Fowler.

Leonard: Got it.

Sheldon: I sense judgment on your part.

Leonard: No, no. Maybe a little.

Sheldon: May I suggest that your criticism is based on jealousy?

Leonard: Jealousy? What do I have to be jealous of?

Sheldon: I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female. You have none.

Leonard: Oh, right. That.

Sheldon: Jealousy is an ugly green-eyed monster, not unlike the Hulk, who, by the way, also has a girlfriend. In this iteration, Jennifer Connelly, whom you may recall as the girlfriend of Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind, a feel-good romp if there ever was one.

Leonard: I'm not jealous.

Sheldon: Hu-u-urgh! Leonard not jealous.

He said doing an impression of the Hulk.

Y/N, Sheldon, and Leonard were exiting the 4A apartment.

Sheldon: You know, it just occurred to me, if there are an infinite number of parallel universes, in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon who doesn't believe parallel universes exist.

Leonard: Probably. What's your point?

Sheldon: No point. It's just one of the things that makes one of the mes chuckle

Y/N: Interesting. I wonder how my life differs through parallel universes. I mean would I be with Missy in all of them, would I be with Penny?

Leonard:Why would you be with Penny?

Y/N: Well, there was a time I thought of living with Sheldon. If I did live with him, you probably wouldn't have lived with Sheldon, so you never would have met Penny.

Leonard: I guess I wouldn't have.

Y/N: There must be some universes where I'm with Paige?

Sheldon's ear quirked hearing the name almost like a defence mechanism.

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