Caltech. Y/N and Missy were in the cafeteria getting their lunch when Missy mentioned.
Missy: I spoke to your grandmother the other day.
Y/N: What did she want?
Missy: I think she's lonely.
Y/N: That tends to happen when you're a physiatrist.
Missy: Have you told her I'm pregnant?
Y/N: Um, I don't remember.
Missy: So you didn't do it. Why not?
Y/N: It hasn't come up.
Missy: You spoke last week. I thought your relationship was getting better.
Y/N: It is getting better, for the first time in my life I feel like I have a grandmother.
Missy: So why haven't you told her?
Y/N: I'm speaking to her tomorrow, I'll tell her then.
Missy: That's all I ask. I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll see you at the cafeteria.
Missy passed Y/N her tray as she left to the bathroom urgently. Y/N placed both trays down at the table with the other guys.
Y/N: Hey.
Sheldon: Hello.
Leonard: Hi.
Raj: I thought it was the woman who ate more during pregnancy.
Y/N: Don't say that near Missy, she'll bite your ear off. So what's going on?
Leonard: I think I've finally figured out my problem with women.
Sheldon: The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family.
Leonard: What does that have to do with me and women?
Sheldon: Nothing. It was a desperate attempt to introduce an alternate topic of conversation.
Leonard: My problem is, I don't project confidence. So I decided that the next time I meet a woman I think is attractive, rather than holding back and being cautious, I'm going to assume the mantle of self-assurance.
Raj: Oh, yeah? What's that look like?
Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. And you are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?
Y/N: I'm pregnant already.
Howard entered the cafeteria and said to his friends as he took a seat.
Howard: Good news. I made it onto the team for the new Defence Department laser-equipped surveillance satellite.
Sheldon: Excuse me. If we're changing topics, I believe I have first dibs with capybara, a rodent the size of a baby hippo.
Leonard: Congratulations Howard.
Y/N: That's amazing.
Howard: Thanks. Listen, I have to get a security clearance, so you guys might be hearing from the FBI.
Raj: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't want to speak to the FBI.
Leonard: Why not?
Raj: I'm brown and I talk funny.
Howard: They're just doing a background check on me.
Raj: It doesn't matter. They'll find a reason to give me a one-way ticket back to Gandhi-ville. By the way, when I say that, it's not offensive.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
