Y/N was in the office of Sergeant Angela Page of the FBI.
Page: Okay, it's been deemed as protecting your property. But next time, do not shoot one of them with an Arrow.
Y/N: I had to they were about to getaway with my car.
Page: The car must mean a lot to you.
Y/N: It does. It's my dad's car, the thing constantly broke down but he loved that car, he wanted to save enough money to fix it but life kept getting in the way. He taught me how to fix it.
Page: He also taught you archery, apparently.
Y/N: Of course, I'm from Texas. I can also cook meats that aren't chicken
Page: Well, let's keep these instances to a minimum from now on. This and the attempted robbery at the 4A apartment.
Y/N: Aye aye, Sergeant. I shall no longer stop crime in my neighborhood. Congrats on the promotion by the way.
Page: Thanks. I got a spiffy new office and a spiffy new pay check.
Y/N: How's your husband take the promotion?
Page: Great, he said thanks for the bottle of wine for the anniversary gift.
Y/N: No biggie, once you go to someone's wedding you tend to keep giving them gifts. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find a new home for my pet monkey, she's starting to hump my leg instead of objects.
The university cafeteria. All of the guys except Leonard are there, and Howard is on the phone.
Howard: Ma, Ma, calm down. Listen to me. I know it says click with the mouse, but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse. Now, put your finger on it. Doesn't matter which finger. Good choice. Now move it down to your e-mail icon. Yeah, the little envelope. What do you mean, what does it look like? It looks like an envelope! Fine, you don't like the computer, don't use it! Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye!
Y/N: That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh?
Sheldon: I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.
Y/N: Guys, I'm going to have to move Lily, she's humping things hasn't gone and the vet says it isn't a phase. She's reached Sexual maturity.
Howard: Sheldon, she beat you to it.
Y/N: The vet said as time goes on she's going to get aggressive and violent. It would be fine if it's just me but I have a kid on the way, so I can't risk that.
Raj: So what will you do with her?
Y/N: I'm going to send her to Los Angeles Zoo. I got in contact with them and they're willing to take her. That way I can see her whenever I want, it's only a fifteen-minute drive from my new house.
Howard: Are you sure there's no way you can keep her?
Y/N: No, because unless she has regular access to some ... monkey bananas
Sheldon: Monkey bananas?
Howard: Penis, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Oh, that makes a lot more sense than monkey bananas.
Leonard appeared carrying his lunch.
Leonard: I had a great idea. You know how we're always having to stop and solve differential equations, like when you're doing Fourier analysis, or using the Schrodinger equation?
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
