In the Cheesecake factory. Y/N, Missy, Amy, Leonard, and Sheldon were sitting down at the table as Y/N held Missy's hand.
Y/N: I'm so looking forward to this weekend.
Missy: I know, I'm so looking forward to the spa.
Y/N: Me too, I'm looking forward to the symposium. I'm delivering the keynote address.
Missy: Really, why didn't you tell me?
Y/N: No reason. I just didn't think you would be interested.
Missy: Of course, I'm interested, it's your job and it's my job to be interested.
Sheldon: As his assistant?
Missy: As his wife.
Y/N: What about the spa?
Missy: I'm also interested in the spa but I want to go with you.
Amy: I'm also interested in the spa, can I come?
Y/N: I think she meant as a couple activity.
Amy: Oh, I will invite Penny instead.
Just then Penny arrived.
Penny: Hey. So you guys ready to order?
Sheldon: Since we come in every Tuesday night at six o'clock and order the same exact thing, and it's now six oh eight, I believe your question not only answers itself but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries as who let the dogs out? and, uh, How are they hanging?
Penny: Okay. So, the usual, with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.
Amy: Penny, a moment? Do you have plans this weekend?
Penny: Oh, gee, Amy, I'm sorry, I'm actually pretty busy this weekend.
Sheldon: Probably serving food that was ordered today.
Amy: That's too bad. I was hoping you could be my plus-one at the Institute of Interdisciplinary Studies' symposium on the impact of current scientific research on societal interactions.
Penny: The what?
Leonard: It's an annual science conference. We've all been invited to speak. Y/N is even delivering the keynote.
Penny: Oh. Oh, okay, well, you know, like I said, I have plans, so.
Amy: Shame. Since you're my best friend, I thought it would be a good bonding opportunity.
Penny: I'm your best friend?
Amy: Don't you read my blog?
Penny: Oh, don't feel bad. I never read Leonard's, and I used to sleep with him.
Amy: Do you know anybody else who would appreciate an all-expense-paid spa weekend at a four-star resort in Big Sur?
Penny: No, I really, I'm sorry, free what? Sorry, what, what?
Missy: I think her weekend just opened up.
Penny: Wait, wait, just to be clear, when you guys say spa, does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?
Leonard: Pretty much. Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna.
Penny: You know, it is going to be difficult, but I'm going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my bestie.
Penny hugged Amy.
Amy: Please don't touch my breasts.
Penny: I, I wasn't going to.
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