S4.EP15 The Benefactor Factor

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Outside Y/N's childhood home, Y/N was about to enter.

Y/N: This is the first time, I've been here in over sixteen years.

Missy: Really?

Y/N: Yeah, I didn't really want to come back but I think it's time.

Y/N opened the door with his keys.

They both entered and it was pitch black. Y/N turned the switch and the light turned on as Y/N was flooded with a bunch of memories. It was left exactly how Y/N wanted things to be left.

Missy: This place is exactly as I remembered.


Y/N: I know, it's just like we never left.

Missy: Well, there's one difference.

Y/N: What's that?

Missy: Absolutely no mail.

Y/N: Yeah you'd think there would be at least a couple.

The University cafeteria. All of the guys excluding Y/N were there.

Raj: Here's what I wonder about zombies. (Others all groan) What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat? They can't starve to death, they're already dead.

Howard: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on how do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?

Sheldon: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.

Raj: Yeah, okay, so, zombies.

Leonard: I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj. Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies? Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn't eat, they starved.

Howard: You're thinking of 28 Days Later. 28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab and puts the audience into an undead state

Raj: Hey, don't bag on Sandra Bullock! You think it makes you look cultured, but you just come off as bitter.

Leonard: Oh, Dr. Siebert, twelve o'clock.

Howard: Why's the president of the university slumming in the cafeteria?

Sheldon: Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henry V, who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them, to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects. Course, if he'd have read any of the thirteen hundred e-mails I've sent him on the subject of his administration, he could have saved himself the trouble.

Raj: Or maybe he heard it's Tator Tot Tuesday. That's why I'm here.

Dr. Seibert: Hey, there's my favorite geniuses! How are we doing today?

Sheldon: That depends, how much longer do you plan on fondling my shoulder?

Seibert: Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot you have a touch phobia.

Sheldon: It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to go put on a pair of latex gloves,

I'll let you check me for a hernia.

Seibert: Yeah. So, listen, fellas, who's up for a little party this Saturday night? Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls.

Raj: Sounds great!

Howard: I'm in!

Sheldon: Hold on. Just because the nice man is offering you candy, doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van. What's the occasion?

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