Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )

S4.EP17 The Toast Derivation

The 4A apartment. Sheldon is on the phone.

Sheldon: Buona sera, Luigi's Pizza. Buona sera. It means good evening in Italian. May I say, having to explain that to you, calls into question the authenticity of your ristorante?

Leonard: Okay, I'm out of here.

Sheldon: Un momento. Oh, for heaven's sake, now you're being deliberately stupid. (to Leonard) Where are you going?

Leonard: I'm having dinner with Priya at Raj's. I think Howard's going to be there. You want to join us?

Sheldon: But tonight's Thursday. On Thursdays, everybody comes over here and has pizza. Or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi, but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.

Leonard: Can't we make a one-time exception for tonight?

Sheldon: We could. We could also stop using the letter M, but I think that idea is isguided and oronic.

Leonard: Just come with me to Raj's.

Sheldon: Well, I don't want to go to a party.

Leonard: It's not a party. It's the same group of people who hang out here, hanging out over there.

Sheldon: I'm sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party.

Leonard: How come it's not a party when we do it here with even more people?

Sheldon: Because we don't throw parties.

Leonard: I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon. I'm going to see Priya. Everyone's over there. You coming or not?

Sheldon: Well, no, sir, and do you know why? In a word, tradition. Every Thursday night for the last eight years, you and I and our friends have gathered here in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce, discuss the issues of the day, and yes, share a laugh or two. But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you.

Leonard: I guess you're right. See you later.

Sheldon: Wait! Leonard! Wait! What am I going to do for dinner?

Leonard: Come with me to Raj's and eat there.

Sheldon: I can't do that. What if he serves haggis and blood pudding?

Leonard: I really doubt that's what he'll serve.

Sheldon: But what if he does? I'll be obliged to dine on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep's stomach. And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing. I don't know why he's serving both.

Leonard: What do you want to do? You want to come with me, or do you want to sit here alone?

Sheldon: No, I'll go to your haggis party. But I'm telling you, this is adness. This is utter and coplete adness.

In Texas. In Y/N's childhood home.

Y/N and Missy were packing their things, preparing to leave Texas again. Their six-week stay was nearing its end with them going home tomorrow. Back to their new home.

Y/N: I had fun here the past eight weeks.

Missy: Me too. I'm gonna miss everyone.

Y/N: I know, but we've missed everyone back home.

Missy: Yeah, there's that as well. I wonder what's going on back home.

Outside Raj's apartment.

Sheldon: Oh, dear!

Leonard: What?

Sheldon: Raj's television. I just realized we're about to spend an evening watching a plasma screen with a cluster of dead pixels in the upper left-hand corner.