The Cheesecake Factory
Penny: Hey, you guys ready to order?
Howard: Uh..
Leonard: Sure
Penny: Okay, Priya?
Priya: Uh, I'll have the Shepherd's Pie. You want to split that with me?
Leonard: Oh, no, no, no, he doesn't.
Priya: Why not?
Leonard: Well, you have milk in the taters, milk in the gravy, parmesan crust. Your lactose-intolerant boyfriend will turn into a gas-filled Macy's Day balloon.
Sheldon: Not quite accurate. The Macy's balloons are filled with helium, whereas Leonard produces copious amounts of methane.
Leonard: So, no, on the Shepherd's Pie. Can we move on?
Penny: Yeah, a little tip: he says he can eat frozen yoghurt. Do not believe it.
Leonard: Sea bass. I'll have the sea bass.
Howard: You gotta like this, the girlfriend and the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.
Leonard: Kill me.
Sheldon: It wouldn'help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
Bernadette: Guys, sorry I'm late. I have amazing news.
Sheldon: Bernadette, before you change the subject, does anyone have any final comments on Leonard's faulty digestive system?
Leonard: So, what's your news, Bernadette?
Bernadette: The thesis committee accepted my doctoral dissertation. I'm getting my PhD.
Penny: Oh!
Sheldon: Oh, congratulations.
Penny: Wow, so that means you're a doctor, Y/N's a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, and Howard, you know a lot of doctors.
Howard: Congratulations, honey.
Bernadette: Thank you.
Leonard: So, Howard, tell us, how's it feel knowing that when you two get married, you'll be referred to as Mr. and Dr. Wolowitz?
Sheldon: Unless he takes Bernadette's last name. And considering her advanced status, that could open some doors for him.
Howard: Please, this isn't about me. I'm proud of you.
Bernadette: Well, you'll be really be proud of this. I was headhunted by a big pharmaceutical company. They're gonna pay me a buttload of money!
Howard: What?
Leonard: Bernadette, that's great. Howard, do you make a buttload?
Howard: Better than what you've got a buttload of.
Leonard: Hey, if I roll down the windows in the car, everything's peachy. If you do it, you're still not a doctor.
Penny: Yeah, just a heads-up on the car window deal. It helps, but everything is not peachy.
In the L/N house. Y/N and Missy were in the baby's room trying to feed Georgie but were having no luck as he kept crying.
Missy: Come on Georgie, just latch on.
Y/N: Missy, I think we should switch to formula.
Missy: We're not switching. It will work he knows how to do it, he's just stubborn. Come on Georgie.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
