S5.EP1 The Skank Reflex Analysis

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The L/N house. Y/N was about to take out the garbage as Missy was breastfeeding the baby.

Y/N: I'll be back in a second.

Missy: Yeah.

Y/N exited the house and put the garbage in the bin. He entered the house and there was a knock at the door.

Y/N: I'll get it.

Y/N went to the front door and opened it to see a face of his past. His eyes widened as if he'd seen a ghost.

And to be honest he thought she was a ghost.

Paige Swanson was at his front door.

Paige Swanson was at his front door

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(Her face claim.)

Y/N: Paige?

Y/N moved his hand out to poke her shoulder to see if she was really there or if it was just an illusion.

She was real.

Paige: I'm real. It's really me.

Y/N: It's really you.

Y/N reached forward and hugged her tightly afraid to let her go.

The Caltech Cafeteria

Sheldon: It's not what it looks like. It's not what it looks like.

Leonard: What are you grinding about?

Sheldon: Penny's brain teaser this morning. She and Koothrappali emerge from your bedroom. She is disheveled, and Raj is dressed only in a sheet. The sole clue, it's not what it looks like.

Leonard: Just let it go, Sheldon.

Sheldon: If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't. Now, knowing Penny, the obvious answer is, they engaged in coitus. But, since that's what it looked like, we can rule that out. Let's put on our thinking cap, shall we? (Mimes doing so) Raj is from India, a tropical country. Third World hygiene. Parasitic infections are common, such as pinworms. Mm-hmm. The procedure for diagnosing pinworms is to wait until the subject is asleep, and the worms crawl out of the rectum for air. (Leonard spits out food) Yes, just like that. Penny could have been inspecting Raj's anal region for parasites. Oh, boy. That's a true blue friend.

Leonard: They slept together, Sherlock.

Sheldon: No, you weren't listening. She said it's not what it looks like.

Leonard: She lied.

Sheldon: Oh. Well, don't I look silly sitting here wearing this?

He took off his thinking cap off.

A small while later in the Caltech Cafeteria Howard and Raj came carrying their food.

Howard: Hey.

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