I am a magician.
I was going to hook up with this guy.
I told him, "Watch, I can make your dick disappear."
He thought that just meant I was going to deepthroat his cock... but boy was he wrong.
I deepthroated his cock but when I lifted my head up again, his dick disappeared.
He screamed with agony.
"WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DICK GO??," he moaned with agonizing anxiety.
His dick was never seen again.
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