I went to a Diddy party. It got really lit 🔥 Or should I say it got really tit haha? He let me into his mansion with open arms. "So, hey, y'all. My name is P. Diddy. My government name is Sean John Combs and I was born November 4th, 1969. I am 55 years old. I was born in Harlem and raised in Mount Vernon, New York. My mom is Janice and my dad is Melvin. I was raised Catholic and played football as a kid. My dad got shot cuz he was a drug dealer. He was 33 and I was 2 years old so I didn't know my daddy. I love grooming kids!," P. Diddy yelled out as diddily as possible to us as we entered his mansion. I walked in and saw 784 dildos lined up in a pretty line just for me. "I'M THE TITTY INSPECTOR! Or... should I say... the Diddy inspector haha?," P. Diddy said softly. I was so excited. But I felt a sense of agony. "EAT MY ASS, GIRL!," P. Diddy says. So, I ate his ass. He poured baby oil in my ass and then farted while I was still eating his ass. "I have a secret to tell, y'all!," P. Diddy screamed. "The P in P. Diddy actually stands for pussy. I'm a girl! I use she/her pronouns!" So, she revealed her massive titties... or should I say diddies? They were at least j cups. "Suck on my diddies!," P. Diddy exclaimed with agony. We sucked on P. Diddy's j cups. And just like that the Diddy Party was over. There really is no party like a Diddy party.
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