Shows [Reverse Harem x Reader]

Thirty

"Hmm, looks delicious."

You say taking the plate offered to you by Sam.

The first bite you take...you regret it.

It tastes plain, and you can't blame Sam for it because clearly no one will take spices on a trip like this.

"What do you think?" Sam asks, pretty curious to hear your thoughts on it.

"It tastes great"

You lie with a smile, before walking over to Gandalf and Gimli.

Sam notices Frodo's worried gaze on you before sitting beside his friend.

"You are worried about her, Mr. Frodo?"

The said Hobbit doesn't remove his gaze away from you.

"She is like an older sister to me more than a cousin, if something happens to her..." Frodo trails off, trying not to imagine the worst case scenario.

"You see how (Y/n) is impressed by my fighting?"

"She seems to be thinking about the plate she is holding, Pippin"

Merry says as the two Hobbits feel disappointed that you are not paying attention to their sword practice with Boromir.

"I assume that Lady (Y/n) is not betrothed" Boromir adds.

Pippin and Merry stare at each other before playfully tackling the captain of The White Tower to the ground.

"If anyone were to ask for my opinion, which I note they have not, I would say we are taking the long way round. Gandalf, we can pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin, Balin, would give us a royal welcome, especially for Lady (Y/n)"

"No, Gimli. I would not take the road through Moria unless I had no other choice."

"It saddens me that a beautiful delicate Lady like (Y/n) would have to take the long way."

The dwarf turns his gaze towards you, trying to flirt.

You chuckle at him, shaking your head before walking up to stand beside Legolas. 

"It has been long since the last time I saw you" the elven prince starts.

"I believe your father didn't take my escape well, did he?"

"I'm glad you escaped." Legolas admits.

"Why?"

"I didn't want you to be my stepmother."

"Oh"

"I want you to be my wife."

"OH"

Legolas' bold declaration catches you off guard, and you're not quite sure how to respond.

The weight of his proposal hangs in the air between the two of you, and your heart races.

But not for long does this silence continue.

A distant Dark Patch which darts about the sky, like flying smoke in the wind.

You are thankful that the spies of Saruman, decided to interrupt this

"What is that?" Sam asks in shock.

"Nothing...it's just a wisp of a cloud." Gimli assures him.

"It's moving fast...against the wind." Boromir warns.

"Crebain from Dunland!" Legolas shouts.

Of course, while they are panicking, you quickly try to find a hiding spot.

However, Aragorn grabs you quickly to hide under a nearby rock cave as his shield your body.

Feeling his body against yours made you blush madly.

Let's get one thing straight, Legolas gets second place after Aragorn in hotness.

A force of large crows swiftly flies at a low height overhead, wheeling and circling with great speed.

Upon their dark shadow sweeping over the company, a solitary harsh croak resonates, prompting the crowd to abruptly fly away, heading back towards the southern direction.

Gandalf, as well as everyone, rises to their feet.

But Aragorn just brings you back on your feet almost pulling you off the ground with the way he held you.

You are short for a human but tall for a Hobbit.

"Thank you, husband material."

You say to yourself.

But when you see him gently nodding at you with a smile before returning his gaze towards Gandalf and the others.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to say that out loud" you exclaim in worry.

"It wouldn't be the first time, you made such a remark, my Lady," Aragorn stated

Great, is this version of you hitting it off with everyone, first Arwen, now Aragorn?

Who is next, Gollum?

"Spies of Saruman, the passage South is being watched." The wizard annouces.

Gandalf looks at Aragorn and you, before turning to the others and gesturing towards a high mountain pass.

"We must take the pass of Caradhras!"

You to ease the burning sensation the ring is causing to your skin, by placing your hand under your white top.

Big mistake, as soon as your fingers touch the One Ring, you faint.

°°°°°°°

You find yourself standing in front of the Dark Lord himself, Sauron.

He is wearing his heavy armor yet his face...is like the one you imagined from the books.

Very beautiful.

"Fuck me" you cuss at your luck, trying not to stare into the fire golden eyes of Sauron.

The Maia creature smirks before grabbing your face.

Mind you, he is grabbing your face with his right hand, which has those sharp metallic armor fingers.

"I did not expect the ring bearer to have a bewitching beauty" 

He traces his sharp thumb over the side of your face.

"I could give you much more if you bring the ring to me," his deep voice is enough to make you want to crawl in a hole and die.

"Like what?"

You arrogantly ask, curious about his anonymous offer.

"I can make you..."

He leans in and places his lips against yours.

And the only reaction you give is by slamming your forehead harshly against his own.

Yes, you headbutted the Dark Lord.

However, before you could see the aftermath for such action, you get teleported away.

°°°°°°°

"Are you insane?!" Adam shouts at you in disbelief.

"You better give me a lot of points for the kiss Sauron gave me"

"You have the One Ring with you, and you almost got killed by its creator"

You smile at the angry inventor, placing the ring on your middle finger, however there is no effect on you from it.

Simply, because you are not in the lord of the rings anymore.

"I will keep the ring as a souvenir...or maybe I should just sell it."