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#TeenagePost

Teenage Post :

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

When my headphones are on I'm in my own fantasy world.

EVERY mother on earth gave birth to a child but not my mom, she gave birth to a legend.

That Awkward moment when your gum randomly falls off when your talking to somebody.

SPONGEBOB will get his drivers license before Taylor Swift will find love.

If you don't come home immediately take off your pants or change into Pajamas.

I Don't Care how old I am, if I lose my mom in the supermarket, I will panic.

The Moment when a film says Based On A True Story, it becomes 100 times better.

I Always Wondered how long does it take for a giraffe to throw up?

When there's a hair in your mouth and your trying to take it out without looking and your like,"Why can't I find you"

The Awkward Moment when you fallen on a trampoline and b*tches won't stop jumping so you can't get up -_-

When I Was little I use to think the moon fallowed our car.

The Awkward Moment when you realize if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner both got married to each other they both be Taylor Lautner.

Calm Down Bro, it's only P.E. not the Olympics.

I Can't Wait for it to be Summer, NO School, NO Worries, Long nights, and Amazing memories.

Dear Phone,

I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. . . but the truth is I can NEVER live without you.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did except you.

The Awkward Moment when you get out of the movies and it's still daytime.

I Miss being a little kid with No Stress, No Worries or Care in the world.

Every Time I put my phone on vibrate it decides to play "Hide and Seek" -_-