81. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
82. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
83. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
84. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
85. I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
86. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
87. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
88. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
89. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
90. A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist
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RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
