Teenage Post: 7
When I was a kid, Werewolves and Vampires were scary, Now everyone wants to date them.
Me : "Hola, Como Estas?"
Spanish Guy : *Speaks mad fast Spanish*
Me : "Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!"
The 3 C's of life : Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a CHOICE to take a CHANCE or your life will never CHANGE
Dear Homework,
Your unattractive therefor I can not do you.
Sincerely, Every Middle School Student
Dear Girls,
If You Don't Look Like Victoria's Secret Angle don't expect us to look like Calvin Klein Models.
Sincerely, Guys
When a boy calls you cute, he likes your face. When he calls you hot, he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart.
At School...
I Risk My Phone's Life To Text You.
Welcome To Our Society,
You will be judged on what you wear, Your taste in music, What you look like, and How you act. Enjoy Your Stay!
I Am Not Flirting, I'm just being extra nice to someone who's extra attractive.
Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down......that's like stabbing someone and wondering why they are bleeding.
Teenagers Are The Most Misunderstood People On The Planet. They Are Treated Like Children and Expected To Act Like Adults.
So What We Get Drunk. So What We Smoke Weed. We're Just Having Fun... Until My Mom Catches Meee!
When I was a kid I use to sing, "A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMENO P" *i still do that*
YOCO: Your Only Cute Online
Cops Never Say, " Thanx for committing crimes and keeping us employed". It's just plain rude.
Deja Vu : When god thinks something is so funny, he has to rewind, and show it to his friends.
Adele: "I Set Fire To The Rain!"
Spongebob: "B!tch please, I make campfires underwater"
Wow, nice attitude, were you get it?!?
Abercrombie and B!tch???
Continue???
YOU ARE READING
Funny or Die
RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
