Long distance

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Long distance

Daughter: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who's far away from me. I am in California he lives in London. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he propose to me on Skype, and now we've have 2 months of relationship through Viper. I need your blessing and good wishing daddy.

Dad: Wow! Really!!! Then get married on Twitter. Have fun on Tango. Buy your kids on E-Bay, receive them through gmail. And if your fed up with your husband... Sell him on Amazon

Whose hungry?

I am (•_•)/

anyway...

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