[I ran out of teenage post so just read this hope you enjoy it]
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer
5. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
7. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship
8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong
YOU ARE READING
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RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
