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#TeenagePost 4

Teenage Post: 4

Dear Math,

STOP asking to find your X, she's not coming back.

Sincerely, Y

Dear Microsoft Word,

I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right.

Sincerely, Anonymous -_-

Dear Mario,

I wasted my whole childhood just to save your girlfriend.

Atelphobia : The Fear Of Not Being Good Enough

*Frozen Computer*

Hmm maybe if I randomly click everywhere it will start to work

Am I the only one who measures time using songs ? Oh look it only took 4 songs to get here it wasn't long

When your 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since 15.

That Awkward Moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.

When your yelling at someone and you mess up a word, it ruins the seriousness.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh & search with them.

That Awkward Moment when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out.

I Hate mosquitos -_- I know I'm delicious but damn!!!

Sometimes you'll stare at something and not even realize until your done.

When Your Parents say "We need to talk to you", you automatically think of all the bad things you've done in the past month.

The Moment Of Fame when your names is on a Math problem.

I'm not stealing my neighbors WIFI, their WIFI is trespassing into my house.

If I Show You a picture on my phone, don't swipe left, don't swipe right, just look.

Laying in bed wondering if its worth it to get up and pee.

School Tomorrow [Simon Cowell voice] It's A No From Me

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift wrote a song together!!!

Justin Bieber: "Oh Shit!!! Run!!!

Harry Styles: "Hide, Hide!!! Hide!!!

:D