Teenage Post: 10
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Sincerely, Nerds
When people ask me "Pls" just because it's shorter than "Please" I feel perfectly justified to say "No" because it's shorter than "Yes"
Math: the only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why
Flipping over your pillow to have the Cold and Fresh side
How I end a presentation: "So...Um....Yeah....."
SON OF A B....iissccuitt
Oh hey mom :)
When someone is about to tell you something but then they say "Nevermind"
That one girl who talks like a baby when she's around guys
I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around random items
That awkward moment when you've had your hand up for ages and you just give up
That moment when you can finally relax but then your mom calls you to do something
Reading a book and having to re read the same paragraph over again because your thoughts were too distracting
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither
I'm on a sea food diet, I see food and I eat it
YOU ARE READING
Funny or Die
AcakThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
