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#TeenagePost 2

Teenage post: 2

Taking on the phone and walking around the house doing random shit.

Dear Parents,

Knocking on my door WHILE coming in, kinda defeats the purpose of knocking.

Sincerely Teenagers,

The Awkward Moment when you say Hi to your crush.

Drama, Lies, Tears, Cheers to teenage years.

The Moment when someone says "Brb" and they never come back.

I Wish you could Google anything like "Where's my phone" and it'll be like, "It's under the couch dumbass"

When you finally call your mum after 50 missed calls.

Whenever someone says "It's getting hot in here", I automatically think "So take off all your cloths"

I like conversations where I don't have to think what to say it comes naturally.

Getting food at night and not trying to wake up your family with your clumsiness.

The Awkward Moment when you got too much lotion and you don't know where to put it.

I hate when people message me hours later trying to continue the conversation . . . b*tch the feelings is gone.

How Many Times do I have to say "Excuse Me", before I say "Get the hell out of my way becomes acceptable "

I love texting those people who reply fast, it makes me feel like they really want to talk to me.

Your 1 year older than me, don't treat me like I'm 5. -_-

The Awkward Moment when your acting all weird in front of your crush.

The Awful Moment when somebody takes the last piece of food you mentally claimed.

That Annoying Moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.

Hardest Thing to answer : Describe Yourself.

My Room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display.

I'll Rather be weird as F*ck than be boring as hell.