Doctor: "I have some bad news and very bad news"
Patient: "well... You might as well give me the bad news first"
Doctor: "I'm afraid the lab called with your test results. They said you only have 24 hours to live"
Patient: "24 HOURS!!?!! What on earth could be WORSE news?!?"
Doctor: "I was trying to reach you since yesterday"
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Funny or Die
RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
