Funny or Die

#TeenagePost 11

School tomorrow

• same shit

• fake bitches

• fake thugs

• annoying teachers

• ratchet hoes

• unnecessary drama

• annoying ass people

Things I'm good at

• not answering texts

• getting my hopes up

• pushing people away

• being awkward

• pissing people off

High school made everyone either

Cool

Uncool

Bisexual

Real

Fake

Pregnant

Dropout

Alcoholics

Pot heads

Or somewhere in jail

Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was going on the Titanic Ship and look how that ended

12 year olds having sex while I can't even order McDonalds without panicking

"Why are you awake at 3AM" asks the person who's also awake at 3 in the morning

I dont know what's more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you

Have you ever just stopped and realize that if you hadn't met that certain person, your life would be completely different

The sexual tension between you and someone when you say "Shut Up" and they say "Make Me"

Midnight snack?!?

More like 3 course meal with dessert

[more teenage posts to come]