School tomorrow
• same shit
• fake bitches
• fake thugs
• annoying teachers
• ratchet hoes
• unnecessary drama
• annoying ass people
Things I'm good at
• not answering texts
• getting my hopes up
• pushing people away
• being awkward
• pissing people off
High school made everyone either
Cool
Uncool
Bisexual
Real
Fake
Pregnant
Dropout
Alcoholics
Pot heads
Or somewhere in jail
Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was going on the Titanic Ship and look how that ended
12 year olds having sex while I can't even order McDonalds without panicking
"Why are you awake at 3AM" asks the person who's also awake at 3 in the morning
I dont know what's more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you
Have you ever just stopped and realize that if you hadn't met that certain person, your life would be completely different
The sexual tension between you and someone when you say "Shut Up" and they say "Make Me"
Midnight snack?!?
More like 3 course meal with dessert
[more teenage posts to come]

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RastgeleThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)