It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard
My favorite sex position is WOW. That's when I flip your MOM over
At least Miley Cyrus is getting payed to act ratchet! The rest of you hoes do it for free!!!
Moms be like...
I see you cleaned your room.... Is the Internet gone or a girl's coming over?!
I changed all my passwords to "incorrect", so whenever I forget ut will tell me "your password is incorrect"
I think my iPhone is broken, I pressed the home button but I'm still at school
To do list:
1) buy a sword
2) name it kindness
3) kill people with kindness
Your ex asking to be "friends" after breaking up is like kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go
YOU ARE READING
Funny or Die
RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
