#RandomLaugh

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It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard


My favorite sex position is WOW. That's when I flip your MOM over


At least Miley Cyrus is getting payed to act ratchet! The rest of you hoes do it for free!!!


Moms be like...
I see you cleaned your room.... Is the Internet gone or a girl's coming over?!


I changed all my passwords to "incorrect", so whenever I forget ut will tell me "your password is incorrect"


I think my iPhone is broken, I pressed the home button but I'm still at school


To do list:
1) buy a sword
2) name it kindness
3) kill people with kindness


Your ex asking to be "friends" after breaking up is like kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go

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