It's not always "Bros before Hoes"
Single Guy: "Bro, come kick it with us tonight"
Taken guy: "I'm down, where at?"
Single guy: "There's this senior party downtown and there's gonna be mad bitches there"
Taken guy: "My girl's with me, Do you mind if I bring her?"
Single guy: "Why would you bring your girl when there's gonna be other girls there?"
Taken guy: "So am I suppose to leave her home and go party with you guys?"
Single guy: "Just say you're going to kick with us for a bit then you'll be back home"
Taken guy: "I'm not trying to lie to my girl and leave her hanging just go without me, bro. Have fun"
Single guy: "Come on! Don't be such a b!itch. You never come out with us anymore. You're always with her!"
Taken guy: "I'm down to kick it with you guys but I'm not down to lie to my girl & go out & mess around. She doesn't deserve that"
Single guy: "You're just pussy whipped , man. Whatever"
Taken guy: "I'm pussy whipped?!? At least I got a girl & I know how to keep her. I respect my girl enough to not lie to her face and I love my girl enough not to cheat on her. What's wrong with that? Why are you trying to put me in a bad situation? I'm not trying to lose my relationship because you want me to go out. If you were really my friend, you'd understand why I can't & you wouldn't ask me to lie to my girl "
Vote?
Comment?
YOU ARE READING
Funny or Die
RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
