Teenage Post: 5
Checking behind the shower curtain before you pee to make sure there's no serial killers.
Pressing a toy that says "Try Me", at the store and it won't stop, so you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.
That Awkward Moment When your Mum's doing the dishes so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.
Why Do We Need School ???
Music : We have YouTube for that
Sports : There's a Xbox connect
Spanish : There's Dora
English : Everything's shorten anyway (brb,idk,lol)
Math : That's why we have calculators
Geography : I'll buy a globe
History : They're all dead anyway
Thank You Facebook for reminding me when my family member's birthdays are.
Pushing the elevator button over and over again, thinking it'll go faster.
I Don't Lie, I just give the truth an extreme makeover.
Scary Sentences :
1 ) I'm Pregnant
2 ) Based On A True Story
3 ) Unable To Connect To Internet
The Moment When your in bed texting with the phone above your head and it decides to attack your face -_-
F.E.A.R.
F.uck
E.verything
A.nd
R.un
1st. Month of school :
Look Nice and Dress Nice
Rest Of The School Year :
Rocking The Homeless Look
Excuse me! I watch CSI, I can make your death look like an accident.
Why?!? "Because I said so", good one mom you should be a lawyer.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart ? Good times
When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be "I Left One Million Dollars In The"
Theirs a fine line between a tan and looking like you rolled around Doritos.
Walking around the kitchen like PAC-MAN when I'm hungry.
YOU ARE READING
Funny or Die
RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
