Teenage post 13:
"We can still be friends" is like saying "The dog died but we can still keep it"
Seeing is a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappear
Life is s( o )( o ) much better when you have a dirty mind
I will carry 37 shopping bags before making 2 fucking trips
R.I.P sleeping schedule
Dear crush,
Don't be scared if a fat man in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve
Sincerely, you were on my wishing list
You're living. You occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means? You matter!
Being skinny might be nice but having pizza is nicer
I hate those cheap pencils with eraser that mess up the paper more than the mistake you wanted to erase >.<
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted
YOU ARE READING
Funny or Die
RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
