Teenage Post: 6
Dear Girls,
If A Guy pauses a video game just to text back....Marry Him
Sincerely, Guys
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
♫ The Kids Pop version of "Thrift Shop" says "Walk Up To The Club Like Whaddup I Got A Cool Mom", I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THIS PLANET ANYMORE ♫
Diet stands for ~ Did I Eat That
The Food Channel is just porn for your stomach
I Hate When I Fall Asleep and Forget To Charge My Phone.
I Say No When "Dora" Asked For Help. Thug Life
"That's Great Dear" is grandma's version of "Cool Story Bro"
Before I Leave A Restaurant, I always take one last big gulp of my drink.
I Hate When...
I Forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
That Awkward Moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can't feel your Phone/iPod in your pocket.
Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining.
Random Thought : If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, Why did it fall off
?
You Just Realized...
Think Of A Number. Double It. Add 6. Half It. Take Away The Number You Started With. Your Number Is 3.
*Mind Blown*
At Many Hotels asking for "An Extra Pillow" is code for wanting a prostitute.
You Just Realized...
Boob Is the Perfect word
B | top view
oo | front view
b | side view
Life Without You Is Like...
Facebook without Friends
Tumblr without Followers
YouTube without Videos
Google with No Results
Is this good? Should I continue?
YOU ARE READING
Funny or Die
RandomThe point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)
