Darkness Retribution

Upstaged Gru

Gru's face was turning beet red, his composure slipping by the second as Emo Jesus's relentless sass worked its magic. The Minions, meanwhile, were causing more chaos than ever—one had somehow gotten tangled in streamers, another was juggling random objects, and a few more were now chanting "Gru! Gru! Gru!" while running in circles.

Freddy tilted his head and deadpanned, "So, Gru... just curious, how does it feel to be constantly upstaged by your own Minions?"

Gru clenched his fists. "They do not upstage me! I am their leader! Their idol!"

Felix couldn't help but snicker. "Yeah, sure, man. But from where I'm standing, it looks like you're the one doing the clean-up while they throw the party."

One of the Minions popped out from behind Gru, blowing a party horn right in his ear, making a ridiculous "Bweeeehhh!" sound. Gru jumped and smacked the Minion on the head. "Stop that, you idiot!"

Daddy Hello Kitty Batman leaned back against the wall, smirking. "Gotta say, Gru, you're really selling that whole 'evil genius' vibe. Real top-tier villain work. I mean, look at the fear in our eyes." He crossed his arms dramatically. "Truly terrifying."

The Minions, oblivious to their leader's growing frustration, began gathering at his feet, starting a conga line while chanting, "Ba-na-na! Ba-na-na!" One of them even handed Gru a pair of oversized sunglasses, which he angrily threw to the ground.

"ENOUGH!" Gru shouted, trying to maintain some semblance of authority. "I am Gru, the greatest villain in the world! I am not here to entertain you fools!"

Emo Jesus, still lounging with his guitar, raised an eyebrow. "Entertain? Dude, you're a walking comedy show at this point. Honestly, I should charge tickets for this."

Felix chuckled, nudging you. "You know, after everything we've been through, maybe this is exactly what we needed—a good laugh at Gru's expense."

One of the Minions tugged at Gru's pant leg, holding up a bright pink beach ball. "Po-tay-to?"

Gru sighed, his grand villainous demeanor completely shattered. He glanced at the Minions, then at you and the others, all of whom were watching him with barely contained laughter.

Freddy finally broke the tension. "You know what? I think we could all use a break. How about this—we hit the beach, and maybe we'll pretend that this whole thing never happened."

Neuvillette, who had been silently observing, nodded thoughtfully. "The beach does sound like a fitting place to relax after such... unexpected encounters."

Daddy Hello Kitty Batman straightened up, clearly intrigued. "Beach day? I'm in."

Even Toe-pedeos, usually nervous, chimed in, "Y-yeah! Let's do it!"

Felix turned to Gru with a grin. "What do you say, Gru? You and your Minions up for a beach day? You can... I dunno... try to take over a sandcastle or something."

Gru huffed, crossing his arms, but the Minions, sensing the word beach, exploded into excited chatter. "Beach! Beach! Beach!" they cried, running in circles and throwing on tiny swim goggles.

Gru sighed deeply, rubbing his temples. "Fine. But know this—this is not over! I will return to my villainy soon enough. Just... after some relaxation."

And so, in the most bizarre twist of fate, you, Felix, Emo Jesus, Freddy, Neuvillette, Daddy Hello Kitty Batman, Toe-pedeos, Gru, and his Minion cult all headed to the beach for some much-needed downtime. The sun was shining, the waves were gentle, and the chaos of the day faded away, replaced by the sounds of laughter, splashing, and the occasional Minion screaming "Ba-na-na!"

Emo Jesus reclined on a beach chair, sunglasses on, sipping a drink out of a coconut. "See, now this is what I'm talking about. All the sass, none of the stress."

Gru, seated under an umbrella with his arms still crossed, mumbled, "I will reclaim my villainous title... just after this nap."

Freddy was busy constructing a sandcastle fortress with some of the Minions, while Felix tossed a frisbee with Toe-pedeos.

As the sun set over the ocean, you couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. Maybe there were more battles to come, and maybe Demon JYP would return, but for now? It was time to enjoy the calm after the storm—with some good company, a sassy savior, and a villain who just needed a break.