Chapter 28: Pineapple on Pizza

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After the flurry of messages in the group chat died down (for a grand total of ten minutes), Izuko managed to finally escape the madness. Or so she thought. But, of course, with this group, peace was a myth. Another ping echoed through the air as she flopped onto her bed, signaling yet another incoming whirlwind from The Chaotic Queens + Izu's Crush Confessions.

Groupchat Name: The Chaotic Queens + Izu's Crush Confessions
Sarah, Izuko, Aysh, Riy, Jenna, Nya, Avy, Mia, Hannah

Nya: Okay, can we settle this once and for all? Pineapple on pizza—hell no or absolutely yes? 🍍🍕

Aysh: Here we go. The sacred debate begins. 🙄

Sarah: It's disgusting. End of story. 🤢

Hannah: EXCUSE ME?? What kind of savage doesn't like pineapple on pizza?! 😡

Izuko: Honestly, I'm with Sarah on this. Pineapple on pizza is just...wrong. 🙅‍♀️

Jenna: Izu, you've officially broken my heart. HOW can you not like it? It's a sweet and savory combo! 💔

Nya: Exactly! It's the PERFECT balance. Anyone who says otherwise has no taste buds. 😤

Avy: Okay, I'm neutral on this one, but I gotta admit, pineapple on pizza isn't as bad as people say. 🤷‍♀️

Mia: Babe, you did NOT just say that. 😐

Avy: Listen, I know I said I didn't like it at first, but you convinced me. It's decent! 😂

Sarah: No. No. NO. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination, and anyone who supports it is a traitor. 😠

Izuko: PREACH, SARAH! 🙌

Aysh: Okay, calm down. Y'all are acting like this is some world war. 🤣

Hannah: Because it IS, Aysh. People who don't like pineapple on pizza are just wrong. 🙄

Izuko: Hannah, HOW do you eat that? It's like someone spilled fruit salad on a pizza and just went with it. 😑

Jenna: Exactly, Izu. That's the point. The chaos of it all. It's a masterpiece.

Mia: See? Jenna gets it. It's an acquired taste. Like fine art. 😌

Sarah: Y'all talking about pineapple pizza like it's the Mona Lisa. It's TRASH. 💀

Riy: Bro, you're out here disrespecting masterpieces. Next, you're gonna say chocolate and chips don't go together either. 🤔

Nya: Okay, if anyone's eating chocolate and chips together, you need to rethink your life choices. 💀

Hannah: EXCUSE ME? CHOCOLATE AND CHIPS ARE A GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS. 🍫🍟

Sarah: You mean a curse from the deepest pits of hell? 😑

Izuko: I honestly don't even know what to say to this conversation anymore. Are y'all okay? 😳

Nya: You joined this chaos willingly. Don't act like you're surprised. 😌

Aysh: Honestly, this whole debate is just proving that y'all have questionable food habits. 😂

Avy: And somehow, we still manage to survive. 🤣

Jenna: Because our chaotic energy is stronger than common sense. Duh. 💅

Sarah: There is literally no way to justify pineapple on pizza. It's a war crime. 🤢

Mia: I will die on this hill. Pineapple belongs on pizza, and anyone who disagrees can square up. 😤

Izuko: Mia, please. I've already had enough of this today. 😂

Sarah: Izu's right. You're all heathens. Debate over. Pineapple on pizza is illegal. 💀

Riy: Did you just declare it illegal? Is this a dictatorship now? 💀

Nya: We've always known Sarah was secretly running this place like a dictator. 🤣

Hannah: Y'all just mad because pineapple on pizza is superior and your taste buds are too weak to handle it. 😌

Aysh: We really woke up and chose chaos today, huh? 💀

Sarah: Fine. I'll allow y'all to eat your cursed pineapple pizzas...but don't come crying to me when the food gods punish you for your sins. 😒

Izuko: Sarah, you sound like some ancient pizza prophet. 😂

Avy: The Pizza Prophet! Bow before her pizza purity wisdom! 🍕

Mia: I bow to no one. Pineapple supremacy forever! 🍍👑

Izuko: I'm logging off. You all need serious help. 😭

Aysh: Good luck trying to escape the chaos. Once you're in, there's no way out. 😈

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