Recap:
Kristal: *While the chaos is happening in the background* "Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island, it went down pretty easy, then some things may have came up, Dave tried to woo Sky but Sky told him that she's not into him in every way possible and Emily fell from grace for sleeping with a succubus, even if it was consensual." *sees a bunch of cherry trees appear out of nowhere*"We are experiencing some stuff right now."
Blaineley: *comes in*"And I just got here."
Kristal: "So please don't pay attention to the chaos in the background and enjoy some Total Drama Pakitew island."
The camera then cuts to you and the others talking to Kristal, Topher, Chef and Blainley about what's happening.
(Y/N): "Okay I'm just gonna say it; what the hell is happening to my island?? What did Chris Mclean do to it?"
Jasmine: "And why is most of the island covered in an icy blizzard and on fire at the same time?"*A tree pops up*
Chef: "Uhh you don't have trees that pop up out of nowhere in Australia?"
Jasmine: " No!"
Topher: "Hey I just got the job I'm just as confused as you guys are."
You then notice that Chef is nervous, like very nervous.
(Y/N): " Chef... you know something we don't."
Chef: " Uh... heh I-I don't know what you're talking about."
Sugar: "Spill it food man! What are you hiding??"
Chef: "Alright, alright fine, the island is mostly artificial."
Everyone: "What?!"
Emily: "Artificial? But this island was formed here. Sky?'
Sky: " Nothing in Cree legend stated that this place is part robot!"
(Y/N): " Well that explains the weird mountains and the fruit from different parts of the world. And also explains where the budget went and why there's no messhall, cabins, or shed."
Meru: "But why make an artificial island?"
Chef: " Don't ask me, ask Chris."
Later on, we see everyone calling up Chris via video chat, who just so happened to be at Playa de Loser.
Chris: *on video* " Well, well look who-"
(Y/N): "Shut it McLame! You got some splanin' to do!"
Chris: *On video* " Uh what are you talking about?"
You move the camera to show what's happening as Chris's eyes widen in horror.
Chris: *on video*"Oh...the island going haywire..."
Sugar: *Nervous* " That would be my bad on my part."
(Y/N): "Why did you make an artificial island??"
Chris: *on video*"Why wouldn't I, if I can control the whole island I can make the episodes as awesome as possible."
Just then we see Kristal bring the tablet to herself.
Kristal: "I'll just make this clear to you, you were fired from your job and that job was given to Topher, so explain how things work around here?"
You and the others then see the self destruct activated on the monitor.
Monitor: "Self destruct sequence activated, island will explode in 1 hour."
Everyone: "What?!"
Chris: *on video* "Uh oh well uh it's not my problem."
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Hayran KurguYou were bored for most of your life cause you were going through life in a loop so you decide to live life to the fullest in the show Total Drama and you stuck with it no matter how dangerous.
