Chapter 170: Three Zones and a Baby

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Recap:

Kristal: "Last time on Total Drama, my idiot dad Chris Mclean pushed both teams down a deep dark cave which was not a ball, pun not intended. Confused Bears have been going through some glow worms, bears, and Taco Tuesday from the outhouse confessional while the Floating Salmon look around for a much cleaner exit with a new companion in the form of Meru the Succubus. And neither team won and no one went home, but, some people, who shall remain nameless, decided to do a switch up, so (Y/N) is dazed with Confused Bears and Sky is floating with Floating Salmon." *Groans* " Seriously, who writes this stuff?

Cassandra: "Executives, honey. Now with only the same amount of players as last episode, someone will be getting shot out of a cannon here on Total Drama Pahkitew Island."

Here we see Emily wake up in your sleeping bag and she sees that you and Meru are gone.

Emily: "Huh?! Where did they go?"*sees you and Meru come in*"Where have you been?"

Meru: "I had a big breakfast."*to you*"Emphasis on big~."

Confessional: You and Meru

(Y/N): *exhausted*"We spent the whole night having sex and it was supposed to be a light snack, Meru."

Meru: "I'm a succubus, what did you expect? Plus it's been 300 years since I had a good time with someone, ever since that annoying priest banished me out of that human body I had recreated the body I had before."

(Y/N): " Wait what? You possessed a human body?"

Meru: " Yeah and that body was amazing, but it took years to remake it and it wasn't easy but I got all the bells and whistles of a human body."*bounces her breasts*"With some much needed upgrades of course~."

(Y/N): "So you like a school girl's body?"

Meru: "Well yes and no. It's like a standard model for succubi like me. Plus I can do this."*shapeshifts into a teacher and sits on your lap*"What do you think~? If that doesn't tickle your fancy then check this out."*changes into a bug woman*"In case you want to try some interspecies mating~."

(Y/N): "How can you come up with this stuff?"

Meru: "Well let's just say that girl I possessed awhile back had a big stash~."

(Y/N): "You saw her porn didn't you?"

Meru: *changes back*"Yep."

End of confessional

Emily: "You can't just use (Y/N) as a sex toy!"

Meru: "Hey I'm a succubus alright, if I don't get my vitamin D I lose my powers and I get hungry."

(Y/N): "Crazy hungry or sex hungry?"

Meru: "Crazy sex hungry. Last time this happened, it was not pretty. A lot of men died of euphoria."

Emily: "Oh you're sick!"

Meru: "Oh you're just mad that he hasn't popped your cherry yet."

Emily: *blushes*"We had plenty of sex! We had bondage, BDSM, S&M, and sex toys. Thank you very much!"

Meru: "Oh really, what kind of dildo do you use?"

Emily: *blushes bright red*"Uh...."

Meru: "Yeah total virgin, and by the way I have dildos that are shaped like tentacles. I like to imagine myself that I was getting raped by a sea of tentacles."

Emily: "Okay! TMI! I don't want to hear it!"

Meru: "Suit yourself."

(Y/N): "Okay that's enough you two."*to Meru*"Meru, I know you are excellent at sex, but I want to get to know you as a person. We can talk about it while we forage for fruit."*to Sugar and Ella*"Wanna come along?"

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