Question: Will you react to Anaconda by Nicki Minaj?
Well hai there! Looks like today I will be reacting to anaconda. Now the person did specify that I should react to the video too sooooo. I have decided this will be like. I am watching it and then I will type my reactions as I watch and like pause the video and yeah you get the whole deal of it. (how does one type normally? Even I dont know).
OKAY SO REACTING TO ANACONDA! -Clicks on anaconda video and waits to load-
Reactions ONE BY ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Disclaimer: I am emotional because of fanfictions and cat videos. Don't touch me.
Ooh forest and pretty forest sounds. Fabulous. I like this already.
The sunlight shot here is actually fricking amazing, like how beautiful is that.
I'm kind of worried because this does not seem "Nicki" at all...
OH there she is! oh it's a jungle.
-camera is zooming out- LOOK AT DEM LEGS! If I had legs like those, I would do the same thing as they are. Just saying.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! THAT IS AN ASS! THAT IS A FUCKING TWERKING ASS!
Why is there a pineapple on a record? That is fucking bad for the record. TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAMN RECORDS! DO NOT PUT PINEAPPLES ON THEM!
Aw Nicki so prettty.
Well that is an interesting pose she has taken to.
Oh my jesus, what have y'all put me up to.
What is pouring out of that little green thing?
OH it's a coconut, it isnt even green. what on earth.
She is rocking that dress and shoes. WORK. IT. WORK. IT,
Those shoes could hurt something DEAR GOD.
AND STRUT AND STRUT.
-girls are crowding around Nicki- GROUP HUG!
Now banana's are on the record. These people do not know how to care for a record. We now need instructions "DO NOT PLACE PINEAPPLES AND BANANA'S ON RECORD AND DO NOT PLAY THE FRUIT WHILE ON THE RECORD."
I feel extremely awkward with these scenes. All these women doing like weird poses, it's not even. Why. Just why, love. Why would you do this to yourself.
Idk. This is just uncomfortable for me. I feel extremely awkward.
Oh MY GOD FLYING BUTT CHEEKS!
WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING!
I dont get this. I do not get this video or anything.
I literally closed my eyes because it was just too awkward for me to watch.
She is thrusting against another girl now. well ya know, it happens but do it in privacy please.
oh
my
god
HEY ADVERTISING THE LITTLE PINK RADIO! CUTE!
Geez, how many awkward positions can they take??????
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT NO NO NO NO NO! STOP DOING THAT!
AGAIN WITH THE FING BANANA'S
oh they have a school bell ringing now.
I like her hair in this scene, CAUTEEEE!
And her outfit, she looks actually so fab.
Are they wearing fanny packs?
"Oh my god! Look at her butt!" I d k man whatcha doing there.
nicki has become a model in like 4 seconds, look at da breeze.
twerking again.
STRUTTING
oh butts again.
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER CLOTHES! SHE IS LITERALLY IN UNDERGARMENTS ONLY! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO MORE! NO MORE! IM DONE! NO MORE! NO MORE!
O.O
What haz you made me watch?????
I
Am
Scarred
for
life.
Im going to go huddle in a corner now because I did not need to see that.Too many boobs and butts.
Have a wonderful day bitches xoxo
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