Question: How to be sassy.
LISTEN UP BITCHES I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE SASSY!
Today is the day you will finally channel your inner sassy.
STEP ONE TO BEING SASSY: Confidence is key not cockiness.
So how this one works is that you want to be confident maybe even cheeky but you don't want to come off as cocky.
There is a very thin line, do not cross that line! There is a very big difference between being a smart ass and actually being an ass.
STEP TWO TO BEING SASSY: Know your comebacks.
This one can be difficult sometimes but KNOW YOUR COMEBACKS! Make people do this kinda like
WHOA DID THAT COME OUT OF THEIR MOUTH? And watch them stare in awe as you totally just had the best fucking comeback ever.
STEP THREE TO BEING SASSY: Find your funny side.
Now I understand you may not think you are funny but we all have the potentional to be FUCKING HILARIOUS! So lets try to find that side:) We all have a sense of humor so if it makes you laugh someone else will most likely laugh (maybe).
STEP FOUR TO BEING SASSY: Be to the point and honest.
THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!! If you want to be sassy you can't beat around the bush. Just be flat out honest and to the point. Dont make up any excuse just BOOM! tell them. But being to the point doesn't mean be mean, once again there is a VERY THIN LINE between being honest and being mean.
STEP FIVE TO BEING SASSY: Find your energetic side.
The thing about this one is that when you act subdued your sass will come off as just being cynical. Now if you want to be cynical THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READING ON HOW TO BE SASSY??
Anywho, you want be outgoing and fun, energetic! Just find your inner energy, its somewhere.
STEP SIX TO BEING SASSY: Speak your mind.
LET PEOPLE KNOW YOUR OPINION! IT IS YOUR OPINION! Do not be afraid to speak your mind! Say whats on your mind, let people know.
Because you deserve to be heard.
STEP 7 TO BEING SASSY: Don't be worried about what other's will think of you.
Dont give a damn about what other's think of you! If you are happy it shouldn't matter.
Just walk with your head high because DAMN YOU ARE FABULOUS!
AN//This actually took so damn long to write.
Have a wonderful day bitches xoxo
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